The Rude Pundit: Friday Fun (Featuring More Ass Than Usual)

[meegbear]

Truth be told, it is a nice ass. Jailbait ass, yes, but a nice ass. And if the photo actually showed President Barack Obama checking out junior delegate ass at the G-8 summit, it might be worth a word or two. But it doesn't. It shows a frozen moment when Obama was turning his head. (Nicolas Sarkozy is another matter - that's a man scoping out la booty.)

The response of some on the right is an ejaculatory spray of spooge as if Matt Drudge just got a picture of Barack Obama getting a blumpkin from a tranny whore in the men's room of the Buenos Aires airport (or, for Drudge, "Tuesdays"). Over at Ann Althouse's joint, there's a post that's gotta be a parody, for if it is not, then an "Althouse" must be "a place where people never get laid," for she details a comparison of the body language of Obama and Sarkozy that says, "The foot closest to the woman, like Sarkozy's, is planted and aimed forward, but the other steps off in the direction of the woman, bending the knee upward into a bit of a crotch-squeeze and forming the base of a dramatic tilt of the entire body into a flexible S-shape that leans toward the woman."

At least one of Althouse's commenters just decided to go full retard with racism. Max says, "Sarkozy is thinking, 'I go home to Carla and you go home to The Beast of ACORN!' There’s our leader doing what he does best – community booty organizer. The only ghetto mannerism missing is his unconscious hand clutching his boy-brain (crotch) in MJ fashion!" It's like the charming Freeper discussion detailed over at Kos about Malia Obama wearing a t-shirt and shorts.

The point here, as ever with the conservative commentariat, is not that they're having fun. It's that it's fun about a lie. When we in Left Blogsylvania laughed our asses off at Bush's stupid facial expression when he couldn't open a Chinese door or when he massaged the shoulders of the leader of another country, it was because he actually did those things. (And, well, that motherfucker did look like a chimp.)

It's just kind of pathetic, this desperate attempt to mock Obama, as if catching him in a butt glance will mitigate the myriad sins of the Republicans. It's like seeing a limping frog trying to get to a quickly drying puddle.

However, if Obama had been checking her out, well, c'mon, can you blame him? Look at that ass.

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[Fenris]

1. Well, it is a nice ass.

Sarkozy's stance and expression are priceless.

[redqueen]

2. Nice.

Thanks for posting these here meegbear.

[Caliman73]

3. Yep, the good ol' right wing

There was some guest on KGO in the San Francisco bay area that was talking about the "incident" and said that it was a still from video, and that while Sarkozy may have actually been checking out the woman, President Obama was just looking down at the steps so as not to pull a Gerald Ford. I bet there are hundreds of stills that can be shown of the high and mighty Republicans seemingly doing things that aren't considered socially acceptable.

[charlie]

4. "...or, for Drudge, 'Tuesdays'"

Bwaaah, that's awesome! Matt's probably got the red-hot popsweats no air conditioning can cure right now.

[malaise]

5. The ABC video shows a different story

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=8049121

[dugaresa]

6. looked like Sarkozy was the one really checking things out

like I care.

but that video was pretty funny.

[malaise]

8. Yep

:D

[Laelth]

7. Sarkozy probably gets credit in France for being the human being he is.

Obama gets trashed--stinking Puritans. No wonder the Europeans kicked them (us) out.

:dem:

-Laelth

[Froward69]

9. oh Yeah

France is far more mature than the right wingers. So what if Presidents Obama/Sarkozy did notice a nice dress covering a shaply ass...
They still went home with their wives.

besides this is much ado about nothing any way.