Suddenly Cheney can't be reached for comment?!

[Trocadero]

[pkdu]

1. Nor daughter Liz Cheney...who couldnt get off the TV a few weeks ago. n/t

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. I bet they don't know everyone is looking for them -

I'll bet they're just away on a family vacation, having a good time, playing Lawn Darts and everything, and they haven't turned on a TV.

Yep, I bet that's it.............................

[tblue37]

16. Nah--they are hiking the Appalachian Trail.

(That's in Argentina, you know.)

[rrneck]

3. Cable's out down in the bunker. nt

[nilram]

4. of all the times for the battery on the cordless to go out!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

5. Paraguay has an archaic mobile network

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2006/oct/23/mainsection.tomphillips

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. He's hunting (with) a friend

[Wilms]

7. .

[intheflow]

8. +1

:thumbsup:

[opihimoimoi]

9. Hunting doves, etc let loose on command with flights trimmed to slow ascending bird

or he is in Bora Bora sipping fruity cocktails watching the tide recede....

He is hiding with lips welded shut by his Lawyer is ny bet

[ControlledDemolition]

12. I think it is shooting fish in a barrel season! n/t

[Contrary1]

10. I had an idea earlier...

Maybe the CIA has decided Cheney is expendable. That would fit in with both his recent disappearing act, and Obama giving him an extension on the Secret Service protection.

"...We don't know why President Obama OK'd the extension, which must be approved by the commander in chief because former veeps typically don't get any Secret Service security after leaving office.
But indications are that the threats against Cheney, who's working on his biography at his homes in Virginia and Maryland, haven't lessened since his term expired."

http://www.usnews.com/blogs/washington-whispers/2009/07/10/obama-extends-cheneys-secret-service-protection.html

What makes him so special?

[Liberty Belle]

11. Perhaps he's been renditioned

[lamp_shade]

13. Biden needs to have his basement thoroughly checked out.

[bobo4u]

14. Give Dog, the bounty hunter a call...

He'll find him.

[KharmaTrain]

15. He'll Be Baaaack...

Crashcart doesn't answer reporters calls...he calls them when he needs them. We learned that one during the Plame trial. I'm sure his earlier offensive was to nullify the jury and prepare his defense in the corporate media when these programs were uncovered. That's why we kept hearing "he kept us safe" and "national security" like it was going out of style. And, unfortunately, much of the corporate media ate it with a fork.

I suspect he'll surface in the next few days...find a pet at Faux to do a sit down where cheney is in full control. In the meantime I expect his horde of usual suspects to swamp the teevee and hate radio shows to amp up how this is a partisan attack, sour grapes and try to "cast aparagus" on Pelosi.

The ultimate judge right now is Eric Holder...who has more compelling evidence that crimes, big ones, have occured and need to be investigated. It's up to President Obama to get the stones to turn Holder loose and not worry how any investigation will affect other things he's trying to do. I think he'd be surprised how popular such a move would be.

[marmar]

17. Cheney, contacted at his home in the middle of the earth, was unavailable for comment......

...... a spokesman said the former vice president had just returned from a Bat-head Biting Conference and was tired.

[piratefish08]

18. fucking cowardly, hypocritical, lying, murderous bastard.

3 weeks ago you couldn't turn the tv on without seeing his evil face. or his daughter for that matter.

WHERE ARE YOU NOW COWARDS? NOW THAT THE TRUTH IS BEGINNING TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.

[nilram]

21. no, tell us what you really think... nt

[ThomWV]

19. Very few men are in jail for something they didn't say.

[JBoy]

20. He can't hear the phone over the noise from the array of shredding machines.

[ecstatic]

22. Amazing, isn't it?

I guess his media blitz is over with. :eyes: