OH HELL NO!!! Joe Jackson wants to take kids ("The Jackson Three") on tour in 2010

[elehhhhna]

Joe Jackson wants to take kids on tour in 2010
Michael Jackson’s biographer says he plans to call them The Jackson Three

Joe Jackson is reportedly hoping to take Michael Jackson’s three children on tour in 2010, a biographer of the late “King of Pop” claimed on Monday.

Ian Halperin, a celebrity biographer claimed in The Sun Newspaper that a source close to the family told him Michael’s father already has plans for Prince Michael I, 12; Paris Michael Katherine, 11; and Prince Michael II (Blanket), 7.

“Joe wants the children to go on a world tour in 2010. He has also already offered recording contracts to two of Michael’s kids,” Halperin said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31894749/ns/entertainment-access_hollywood/

[sweetpotato]

I wondered how long it would be....

[tridim]

1. It's pretty safe to say that'll never be allowed to happen.

[Scurrilous]

2. The "Don't Make Me Get My Belt" tour. n/t

[MADem]

9. Ok, that was horrible. And FUNNY. Very, very funny.

In a horrible sort of way, of course.

:rofl:

[ejpoeta]

3. someone better step in and keep him away from those kids!! i can't imagine that is what

michael jackson wanted for his kids. they deserve to have as normal a life as possible.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

4. Its not going to happen.

Notice how Joe is the only Jackson speaking right now? And in case anyone did not know, Joe does not live in Encino; he hasn't lived there in about 10 years. So chances are, the only time he will see Michael's children is the same way we see them:youtube, magazine covers in the grocery checkout line and on the news. This won't happen again. He's out for money and everyone knows it.

[customerserviceguy]

13. I seem to recall LaToya putting in her two cents lately

Before this whole thing is over (and it will take years) we will be treated to the circus sideshow that is the Jackson family.

The more they spout off, the more I actually start to understand why the guy was so damned weird.

[countingbluecars]

5. I think this is BS.

They are about to become involved in a custody battle. Would Joe Jackson really be that stupid?

[elehhhhna]

7. Maybe he'll shut up for apiece of his wife's 40%

[ColbertWatcher]

6. That's not going to happen. n/t

[pipi_k]

8. OMG I can't wait till Prince Michael is old enough

and big enough to kick Joe Jackson's everloving ass.

Or maybe I shouldn't hold my breath...

but still.

If that fucking piece of shit lays even ONE hand on those kids, he ought to be locked in a lion's cage with a big juicy steak superglued to his ass.

[TexasObserver]

10. Of course he is! Because the Don King of children's groups needs money.

He's pathetic.

Janet is the only one in that family with any damn sense.

[Oregone]

11. Who cares? Didn't Shapton say there was nothing wrong with this man?

[liberalmuse]

12. Oh my god.

I hope someone has the foresight to keep those kids far away from this exploitative piece of shit.

[tabatha]

14. Ian Halperin is full of BS.

This is not the only topic.

[MichiganVote]

15. I really don't know what's so surprising in this...its predictable in the Jackson world

[LiberalAndProud]

16. Not going to happen according to the NY Post.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07132009/news/nationalnews/custody_snub_for_bad_dad_179032.htm

Cruel stage dad Joe Jackson won't be getting his hands on his son's children any time soon, under a secret custody deal struck by Michael Jackson's mom, Katherine, and baby incubator Debbie Rowe, sources said yesterday.

Rowe agreed not to pursue any custody claim on ex-hubby Jacko's children -- two of whom are biologically hers -- as long as his loathsome dad is out of the picture when it comes to raising them, according to The Sunday Mirror newspaper in London.

[Mike Daniels]

17. NY Post calls Rowe by her real function...gotta love it

"baby incubator"

I always thought Rowe was just another person who was in it for the money. Although, granted she is the only one in the circus who's actually biologically connected to two of the kids.