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DaveinJapan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:26 PM Original message |
I'm being stalked by Jehovah's witnesses!! |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
1. That's ok. I'm being witnessed by Jehovah's stalkers. |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Ugh. You'd think Jehovah would have filed a restraining order by now. |
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ezgoingrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 04:08 AM Response to Reply #6 |
43. Ooooohhhh you'd better be careful blasphemer! |
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Xicano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 10:16 PM Response to Reply #43 |
57. Self delete |
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KakistocracyHater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 10:39 PM Response to Reply #43 |
60. I once answered the door because I was expecting a package I had ordered |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
2. Might also want to practice their English. |
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DaveinJapan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:31 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. I wondered about that heaven thing myself... |
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imdjh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:38 PM Response to Reply #2 |
13. OK, I asked the Jehovah's Witness about this. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:45 PM Response to Reply #2 |
16. 144k. About 7 million members worldwide. |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:56 PM Response to Reply #16 |
23. Well then...I'd say a strong percentage are going to be disappointed if they are right. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 11:10 PM Response to Reply #23 |
37. I don't follow you; disappointed in what? |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 11:12 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. If only a certain number of them get in and they have well over that number. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 11:22 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. Their "version of the nice afterlife" |
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Generic Other (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 10:36 AM Response to Reply #2 |
54. Oddly enough the number 144 is the same as the number of warriors allowed in Valhalla |
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AzNick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
3. Who hasn't got this pamphlets once or twice? |
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DaveinJapan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:31 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Oh, I know. |
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MicaelS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
4. Tell 'em you're a born-again Pagan |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:34 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Actually answering the door in your skivies with a hard-on would work. |
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drm604 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:44 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. LOL, I stopped it with something similar to that. |
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madamesilverspurs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 09:52 AM Response to Reply #15 |
51. Used to sleep during the day |
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MrMickeysMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:36 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. Worse yet - tell them you're Catholic! |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:03 PM Response to Reply #12 |
25. And then, a Jew. And then, a shi'a muslim--come to the door beating yourself with a chain! |
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a la izquierda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 07:10 AM Response to Reply #12 |
45. Worked for me with the Mormons. |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:47 PM Response to Reply #4 |
18. Or a Neo-Coptic Druid - that is what a friend uses for his all purpose religion |
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Mrs. Overall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
8. Try talking to them--I mean really talking to them. Study up on their religion and ask a ton |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:48 PM Response to Reply #8 |
19. I like this. I was a Jehovah's Witness, and wish more people had grilled me. |
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panader0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
10. Give them a naked zen koan |
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AzNick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 10:11 PM Response to Reply #10 |
56. I am a buddhist and that totally enrages them |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
11. I'm pissing myself laughing here... |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:48 PM Response to Reply #11 |
35. I'm going to try that just got to remember to look for the "watchtower" pamphlet.. |
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Blue For You (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
14. "How can you survive the End of the World?" |
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timeforpeace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
17. They want you to point out the logical inconsistency of the title so they can witness you. Yuck. |
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izquierdista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
20. They said "Jehovah"?! |
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Wraith20878 (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:51 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. haha |
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Wraith20878 (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
21. Tell them your a reformed Druid |
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LooseWilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 09:57 PM Response to Original message |
24. Tell them "Ohh yeah, do you have a Bible for me?... |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
26. Hire a night nurse to sleep on your couch |
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DaveinJapan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:06 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Wouldn't it be cheaper to hire a doorman? |
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noamnety (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
27. Ugh, they found me in a remote village in germany. |
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DaveinJapan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:07 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Possibly. :D |
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pnwmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
30. Maybe the Mormons you previously talked to passed on the word to the JW |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
31. I have a fence, pit bulls and copies of "Why Vegan?" near the door. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:26 PM Response to Original message |
32. Call the cops. |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:37 PM Response to Original message |
33. Have you answered the door naked? |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 09:26 AM Response to Reply #33 |
47. I wanted to answer it with a pentacle painted on my forehead and |
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apocalypsehow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
34. Happened to me once. I told them I was Anton LaVey's love child, and that was the last I saw of that |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 11:13 PM Response to Reply #34 |
39. I'd be amazed if they knew who Anton LaVey was. |
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bkkyosemite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
36. Tell them to put you on their Call Back card to NOT Call Back! If they still presist call the |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 11:16 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. Oh my...what a sensible reply! |
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Kablooie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-13-09 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
42. I was captured by mad Christians in Japan too... |
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Cali_Democrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 10:44 PM Response to Reply #42 |
62. LOL!!!! Sounds like you had a pretty interesting adventure. |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 06:44 AM Response to Original message |
44. Tell them you are a satanist and sacrifice puppies and kittens. |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 07:18 AM Response to Original message |
46. "How can you survive the End of the World?" Who knew religion can turn you into a cockroach |
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Echo In Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 09:30 AM Response to Reply #46 |
48. Yes. Per the religious definition of apocalypse, no one survives. |
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demoleft (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 09:34 AM Response to Original message |
49. if it's ladies invite them out for a drink and dancing... |
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Maiden England (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 09:40 AM Response to Original message |
50. I told 'em I was Jewish and being 'chosen' was too good a deal to pass up on. |
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leftyladyfrommo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 09:58 AM Response to Original message |
52. I always tell them I'm Jewish. |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
53. Yet ANOTHER example of religion not respecting someone else. |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
55. I asked my bestest gal pal who used to be really, really into being a JW... |
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southernyankeebelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
58. Sweetie I can tell you I live in Tn a bible belt and when the summer |
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burning rain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
59. What you do is hit on them crudely, especially those of the same sex. |
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Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
61. Wish them a happy birthday and then tell them to go to Hell |
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missingthebigdog (211 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-14-09 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
63. I'm putting on an asbestos suit here and defending the "pests" |
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