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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 02:44 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, This is a Wombat:


Wombats are not sentient creatures, therefore they can not recommend or unrecommend threads. Keep this in mind, and connect the dots for yourself as we move through the following dot-connecting exercise.

This is Adolf Hitler (he's dot number two)



Adolf Hitler was a very, very bad man. But he is also dead, so he cannot recommend or unrecommend threads. Coincidence? Consider the following:







Do you see now? We should all bear this in mind before recommending or unrecommending any thread.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 02:50 AM
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1. WTF?
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 02:52 AM
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2. I think my point is made quite clear by the illustrations. n/t
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 02:53 AM
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3. not really. and what do small planes, Barack's convention acceptance location
and the disaster of a woman Palin have to do with each other?
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 02:55 AM
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4. I thought it sounded like something she might name one of her children. n/t
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 03:03 AM
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9. ok. now THAT sort of makes sense.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 02:55 AM
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5. According to me, no.
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 02:56 AM
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6. I want the stuff you're smoking.
:P
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moggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 03:00 AM
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7. It's the Chewbacca Defense!
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must oppose unrec!
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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 03:01 AM
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8. Finally, someone gets the reference.
You win a cupcake full of nicotine gum.
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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 03:53 AM
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11. I was going downthread to write about the Chewbacca defense!
You beat me to it!

:rofl:
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 03:16 AM
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10. lol, for real.
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ezgoingrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 04:23 AM
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12. I laughed so hard that
I think I may have permanently injured my laugh musclezzzzzzzz.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 04:39 AM
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13. The New Kids On The Block are DEAD???
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moggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 06:20 AM
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14. Quick, we need hundreds of threads about that!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 12:06 PM
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18. No no no...
...like the wombat and Hitler's corpse, they simply aren't sentient.

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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 06:30 AM
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15. Standard internet discussion board protocals dicate that anyone citing wombats loses the argument
But making me think about New Kids on the Block? That makes you worse than Hitler.
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Obamanaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 06:30 AM
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16. Can ya housebreak a wombat, or must they live outside. and btw
unrec
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one_true_leroy Donating Member (807 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 12:02 PM
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17. You've got the right stuff, baby.
Luv the way ya turn me on!
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 12:09 PM
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19. This is the greatest post I've seen about the unrecommend feature!
:thumbsup:
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southernleftylady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 12:12 PM
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20. ok my son and I had this convo about wombats...
Cade :Mommy this is a wombat.
Me: Why is it called a wombat it doesnt look like a bat.
Cade: because its a Wom
lol ;)
that convo fits in this thread lol
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