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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:07 PM
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I know you're all dying to see what the Freepfucks said about Obama's pitching performance
Pretty much what you'd expect:



Barack Obama Booed at the All-Star Game in St. Louis On Tuesday!

And, he threw a sissy pitch:

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Even if the boos where weak he still throws like a girl.

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Did you see those jeans? What a geek! I wonder if he had his Urkil suspenders on.

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Just saw the video, DAMN that was the worst wussy throw I have ever seen. I guess they didn’t have baseball in Kenya

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Yeah, and well, baseball is more an American sport.

He may not have been exposed to it much in his youth.

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It was a wussy throw — I laughed when I saw it. Then Fox didn’t show the whole thing. Made a comment on another thread that they covered up as it was probably hitting the ground and someone said announcers said it went in Albert’s glove. Then the truth comes out, he was out in front of the plate and had to reach for the ball. Wimpy throw!

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He throws worse than any 8 year old I have ever seen at a Little league tryout.

Unfreakin believable.

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0 is so gay. He throws like a girl.

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Not a good baseball pitch but probably a fair cricket pitch (very popular in former Brit colonies in Africa).

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He throws like a sissy but what can you expect.
They don’t play baseball in Indonesia.

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Throws like a retard!

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The Zero is the most feminine President we have ever had.

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Obama you woosy. Pujols was in front of the plate. I can throw it 90+ MPH Obama.

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Who knows...he may be female! We haven't seen a COLB!

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It's also hard to throw a good pitch with a limp wrist....

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What a sissy pitch! What a sissy windup!



http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2292733/posts



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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:09 PM
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1. predictably juvenile and pathetic
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:10 PM
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2. "Obama you woosy." Woosy?
The freeps never fail to amuse me.



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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 06:00 AM
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28. I just realized ... they're outsourcing their typing ...
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That Is Quite Enough Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:10 PM
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3. So he's a mentally handicapped, gay female who happens to be a nerd?
Edited on Tue Jul-14-09 10:11 PM by That Is Quite Enough
LOL the freepers are so insecure. I almost end up feeling bad for them until I remind myself that they brought these hate-filled lifestyles on themselves.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:12 PM
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4. So they still haven't figured out where he's actually from.
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:13 PM
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5. Oh I can't wait for the birther cult to run with this one.....
"Who knows...he may be female! We haven't seen a COLB!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Please, Freepers.... tell me what kind of drugs you're taking. I could use some.
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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:13 PM
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6. Hey Freepfucks
I don't care how he throws. I'm deep off into good brains to lead the country. Of course, you are not; thus, your idiocy and bigotry are obvious.

Harvard. Law. Review.

Go try it then tell me who's the sissy.


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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:14 PM
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7. They'd be in a world of hurt...
..if this "girl" beaned a ball at their head.
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:22 PM
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13. Gotta respect a girl with a good arm.
My "First Love" in high school played fast pitch softball. I don't think I ever put wood on one of her pitches. At our twenty year HS reunion, she couldn't keep herself from bragging to the Ms. about it.

She was also an all-league tennis player, but I owned her on the court.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:16 PM
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8. Please, make the dumb stop
Why, oh why did I read that.

"I can throw it 90+ MPH Obama"

Big fucking deal, dumbshit. I know when to use a comma.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:44 PM
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20. A freeper can throw a 90+ mph fastball and isn't even the minors??
Snort. Yeah. Okay.:rofl:
>>>snip
Fans, researchers, historians and even the players argue all the time about who was the fastest pitcher of all-time. The most widely quoted response is Nolan Ryan, whose fastball was "officially" clocked by the Guinness Book of World Records at 100.9 miles per hour in a game played on August 20, 1974 versus the Chicago White Sox. A record that's still included in the book
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/articles/fastest-pitcher-in-baseball.shtml
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MarjorieG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:18 PM
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9. Like comments on mainstream yahoo. So where is the majority that likes our guy?
If this is normal online audience, I'm not hopeful for our future.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:19 PM
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10. Well, if there were any experts on making a good toss
(as in tossing off), that would be the beastiality and incest porn loving morons on that site.

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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:20 PM
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11. They remind me of a butt head assistant coach my nephew's Little League team had one year
- always ragging on the kids for playing like "girls" - despite complaints from some of the Moms and one irate aunt.

Then, one glorious day, they played a team that had a girl on it (the kids were all maybe 10 at the time). She could hit, she could field, she could throw a ball from way out in the outfield all the way to the pitcher - and she could pitch. She was, by far, one of the best players I ever saw in all the years the boys played baseball.

At the end of the game I went up to Coach Butthead and said "I bet you wish they played like girls now."

Personally, I thought Obama's pitch looked okay for a guy in his 40s - and way better than any of the ones I saw Bush throw - he couldn't even get it to the plate. Also funny that this time they don't believe what the Fox announcers reported (yeah, I know it's the sports guys and not news, but I'm shocked Freepers might notice the difference).

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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:20 PM
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12. "I can throw it 90+ MPH Obama." - BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:26 PM
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14. Too true. Maybe 1% of those who've ever thrown a baseball competitively can claim that
and not be complete liars.

Kinda like the guy who says he almost always shoots in the low 80's, just not when you're on the course with him. When you're there he shoots a 55 on the front nine, regularly.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:40 PM
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18. I guess assrockets hear that most major-league pitchers are in the 90s
and they figure, "Hey, I played high-school ball! I bet I'm that fast!"

Most people don't consider or just don't realize that a guy who makes the majors, even for a cup of coffee, is in the top two or three percent of his profession. When you figure it with every kid who ever played Little League, it's about .01 percent.



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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:28 PM
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15. i went into video to see the pitch, and only showed obama throwing
how was the pitch? any video?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:34 PM
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16. I haven't looked
Faux replayed it before the top of the third, though, from the center-field camera. Pujols trapped it in front of the plate. Wasn't a great throw by any stretch, but it wasn't at all what the Freepfucks are describing, either.

Obama said during his half-inning on Faux that he didn't play ball as a kid.



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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:47 PM
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22. cool. thanks. was curious. i dont think it is indicative of his manhood
that is for sure. lol
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Balbus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:12 AM
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25. He put it in the dirt.
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:38 PM
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17. All coming from guys who spent their childhoods.....
....hiding under their mommy's dress. Just like they are now hiding in her basement.
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zonkers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:40 PM
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19. And are you the official FR messenger? Sheesh.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:46 PM
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21. And you are...?
Who? :shrug:



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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 06:05 AM
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29. And you just had to reply
LOL
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Laelth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 11:08 PM
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23. I admit it. I was curious, and I am embarrassed about that.
After seeing those responses, though, I feel better. Compared to those pre-teens I have little to be embarrassed about.

:dem:

-Laelth
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Ohio Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 11:35 PM
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24. I'm sorry but... thats funny as shit
I'm laughing my ass off :D

Thats the best they got... bwahahahahahahahahahaha

And their "birthers" to boot..... :rofl:

Seriously, how do people that stupid remember to breathe much less figure out how to turn on a computer? I'm thinking maybe their mommies :rofl:
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 12:48 AM
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26. Where's that picture of Poppy Bush
throwing like a twit?
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Thothmes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 05:12 AM
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27. Have seen two film clips of Bush
throwing out the first ball. Dont recall which games. One was a pretty decent strike. The other bounced a foot or so in front of home plate.
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Judi Lynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 06:08 AM
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30. Right here. I found one of them.
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Judi Lynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 06:13 AM
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31. His kid was just great, also.
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