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burning rain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:30 PM
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Twitter Sam Brownback your opposition to man/imal hybrid ban.
Have some fun. Tell him what kewl modifications you want, whether it's a crab claw to make it easy to crack pecans, or a giant frog tongue to please your sweety. He can be reached @SenSamBrownback
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:35 PM
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1.  I wish my parents had cloned me from a horse so I could have a big giant
set of teeth.
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 10:36 PM
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2. how about some simple enzymes that would cure a birth defect?
If only those dumb asses would look at what science is trying to do instead of instantly using it to scare the ignorant into voting for them the world would be a much better place.

Nobody wants to make a minotaur or a centaur, but a republican with the brain of an ant would be a vast improvement over our current variety. Their IQs would triple.
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burning rain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-14-09 11:00 PM
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3. OK, OK, your proposal is great....
but wouldn't it also be awesome for a kid to be able to get a tortoise shell to protect from schoolyard bullies' noogies, Dutch rubs, monkey bubbles, and Charlie horses?
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 09:47 PM
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6. I am sorry but I just don't think this is funny. To me this is the same as outlawing stem cell
research.


If some chromosome from another species can cure a birth defect then why the fuck should it be illegal to introduce that chromosome to the fetus?

Pro Life.... My Ass
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 02:06 AM
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4. Paging "man on dog" sex Rick Santorum....
clean up on the far right aisle
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-15-09 05:56 AM
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5. I was thinking of having an extra head sown on and maybe adding a tail.
I can't make up my mind. :freak: Maybe I should get two dog heads, one on each side and go for a human/hell hound look.
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