It's time to play Moron, Douchebag or Tool. C'mon! Everybody play!

[Bossy Monkey]

You know the rules. Pick a notorious right-wing figure, then say whether s/he is a drooling moron, a just plain evil douchebag or a bought and paid for corporate tool. I'll do six or seven just to start to show you how. Today, we're playing for... (drumroll) THE U.S. CONSTITUTION! Let's play!

[Bossy Monkey]

1. Rush Limbaugh

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Such a douchebag you sometimes forget he's a tool

[peekaloo]

3. Newt Gingrich....the Unholy Trinity.

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[Bossy Monkey]

4. Bill O'Reilly

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Same as Limbaugh n/t

[HughBeaumont]

6. Steve Forbes.

I vote all three. Mostly just # 2.

[Historic NY]

22. drooling tool.

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Sarah Palin

[Bossy Monkey]

8. It's so hard to choose... MORON!

[MercutioATC]

17. I'd agree. Moron.

Mostly because she's not bright enough to be either a douchebag or a tool.

[Bossy Monkey]

9. John McCain

[Bossy Monkey]

10. Him, too... Tool

[izquierdista]

25. Moron

He worked hard to be #895 out of 900.

[Bossy Monkey]

11. George W. Bush

[Bossy Monkey]

12. Tool

[Greybnk48]

29. Tool + drooling moron.

[FSogol]

13. Sessions: Moron; Jindal: Tool; Santorum: Douchebag

Its too easy!

[MercutioATC]

18. I think Jindal is a douchebag.

He's not a moron, but he actually believes what he's saying so he's not a tool.

[Bluzmann57]

14. Charles Grassley

Bought and paid for. Des Moines is well known for having several insurance companies and guess who they pay for, er, support? Not Senator Harkin, that's for sure.

[Bossy Monkey]

15. Richard Bruce Cheney

[Bossy Monkey]

16. Finally an easy one: douchebag douchebag douchebag!

[MercutioATC]

20. Cheney is a tool..

Unless I misunderstand the definitions:

1) A tool knowingly spins information for profit (money, power, influence) regardless of their beliefs. It's both offensive and dishonest.

2) A douchebag honestly supports offensive positions. It's offensive, but honest.

3) A moron is just a moron. It's offensive, but it may be honest or dishonest...it's mostly just pitiful.


Cheney is a tool, Jindal is a douchebag, Palin is a moron.

[Bossy Monkey]

30. Fundamentally, a tool is being used by someone else.

Cheney, I think is much more manipulator than manipulatee.

[KharmaTrain]

19. Faux Noise...

This could take up a thread of its own.

I vote douchenozzle...

[azurnoir]

21. Michelle Bachmann

drooling moron douche-hag

[MercutioATC]

23. Moron.

Maybe douchebag, depending on how many brain cells you believe she has.

Judging by her statements, I'm sticking with moron.

[get the red out]

24. Mitch McConnell

:puke:

[LongTomH]

26. How about: "All the Above". for All the Above!!!!

'nuff said!

[obliviously]

27. Boring! N/T

[Bossy Monkey]

28. Thanks for kicking my thread n/t