BREAKING: Republicans release their detailed health plan.. (edited)

[SoCalDem]

and it's PORTABLE!


and for those who say "Will it have governmental subsidies"

YES it WILL!


and the bandages.. Perfection:

For the affluent:


For the carnivores:


For the base:


Sorry, there's no dental care, but there are wonderful mints & breath sprays included:










More dental hygeine products:



Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon! Is there anything bacon cant improve?

Each 2" tall plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss. Yummy.

Say you prefer the Candian Plan? Here you go:

LOOK AND FEEL CANADIAN BREATH SPRAY
Why do I like hockey now?


You may have read about Canadians in books or watched documentaries about their country on TV. Discover the simple pleasures like trout fishing, snowshoeing, moose and maple syrup appreciation.


There's even a mental health plan:




Are you stressed? Need something to squeeze?

Well lucky for you, Mr. Martian has left his own planet for ours to help us through these very stressful, economic times. When you feel the need to squeeze the life out of your accountant, stop and remember Mr. Martian.

Our Martian Popping Thing stands 4" tall, he's made of soft orange rubber, and when you squeeze him, his eyes, ears and nose pop out!

These products are all REAL, and can be found at my 2nd favorite site www.perpetualkid.com

[HowHasItComeToThis]

1. THANKS A MILLION

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2. All-purpose pain killer:

[lapfog_1]

7. Nah, they would never spend that much on us peasants.

This would be the republican solution to all purpose pain killers:



and it comes in different FLAVORS...

[SoCalDem]

8. They'd give us a coupon for a burial in a Chicago cemetery (of their choosing)

:evilgrin:

[Hepburn]

3. KNR....n/t

[Historic NY]

4. missed one..

[alfredo]

11. Why should they worry? They have socialized healthcare. Let's see them

do this (graphic) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lloKi4k46yA

[Aqaba]

5. Don't forget the Happy Fun Ball for an active healthy lifestyle!

Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball!

[SoCalDem]

14. Oooh, I love Happy, Happy, Fun Ball

There used to be a video of a commercial for it:)

[TexasObserver]

6. Recommend

[Laelth]

9. DUzy nomination. Very nice. n/t

:dem:

-Laelth

[Cleita]

10. LMAO!

:rofl:

Seriously, their health care solution is tax credits and health savings accounts. Now there are Democrats who are preaching the same thing. How do we get rid of these DINOS?

[upi402]

12. Helicopter ROFLMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A

roflmao

[40ozDonkey]

13. n/t

[progressoid]

15. And if you have a fever, Spongebob can help...

Nothing says get well soon like hearing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song coming from your butt.

[Kurovski]

16. There's all that "Compassionate Conservatism" I been waitin' for!

Praise Jesus!