Teacher Gives Sex Tape to 5th Graders

[Mugu]

cbsnew.com

(CBS13) A local teacher accidentally put pornography into a DVD that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike.

Parents of students who attend Isabelle Jackson Elementary said that the woman is a good teacher, but just made a mistake that may become the most embarrassing moment of their life.

The offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They start clapping, then the video suddenly cuts to sex.

"It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch," said 'Joe,' who saw the video along with his son and did not wish to be identified. "My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'" "We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/02/national/main5129748.shtml">Complete article

[BlooInBloo]

1. Was kind of funny, 2 weeks ago.

[itsrobert]

8. Exactly

I'm seeing a huge increase in recycled news. Do people not scan the message board before posting?

UNREC!

[BlooInBloo]

11. Or they could read the date on the article itself.

[WI_DEM]

12. but it's the summer rerun season.

[Bankhead_ATL]

2. I think this was a big mistake and i would like to view the DVD

[Orrex]

3. "Joe" should have had the birds-n-bees chat with his son before that

Fifth grade? Puh-leeeze! I'd already had basic sex-ed classes in second grade, and that was way back in the 70s.

[MADem]

4. Could someone explain to me what the "turn on" is to filming oneself having intercourse?

Talk about putting one's shortcomings on display! Never mind that there's no professional 'hair and makeup,' lighting, camera operators, a director...the production values just have to ...er, suck, pardon the expression.

I think there's a reason why there's a porn industry--some things ARE better left to the professionals!

[Hestia]

5. Even the Porn industry is having economic problems

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/08/bu...gewanted=print

Lights, Camera, Lots of Action. Forget the Script.
By MATT RICHTEL

The actress known as Savanna Samson once relished preparing for a role. “I couldn’t wait to get my next script,” she said.

There’s no reason to look at them anymore, she said, because her movies now call almost exclusively for action. Specifically, sex.

The pornographic movie industry has long had only a casual interest in plot and dialogue. But moviemakers are focusing even less on narrative arcs these days. Instead, they are filming more short scenes that can be easily uploaded to Web sites and sold in several-minute chunks.

“On the Internet, the average attention span is three to five minutes,” said Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment. “We have to cater to that.”

more at link

[MADem]

7. .....the average attention span is three to five minutes.....

:rofl:

Ah, the human condition....it is so FUNNY at times!

[JBoy]

10. LOL. Imagine the dialogue between actress and director

Actress: "What's my character's motivation in this scene?"

Director: "You're an insatiable nymphomaniac."

Actress: "Oh. OK."

[Odin2005]

6. This thread is useless without pictures!

:evilgrin:

[cbdo2007]

9. Here's the news story that shows video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfn89Jc1l_c