Wanta catch some Z's? Wake up and catch a CAPTION instead!!!!

[skip fox]

Orrin Hatch is 'thinking': "Boy, I can't wait till I'm old and wise like Leahy. Instead I just get bored at these interminable committee meetings. Testimony, after testimony, after testimony. . . . Geez."

Patrick Leahy is 'thinking': "Zzzooonnneeeddd zzzooonnneeeddd zzzooonnneeeddd zzzooonnneeeddd . . . . (etc.)"

[Forkboy]

1. I almost slipped into a coma just looking at that.

[skip fox]

2. Hatch is thinking: "That four grand for a lobotomy is some of the best money I ever spent.

It's like the gift that keeps on giving."

[Sanity Claws]

3. Don't Sessions and Hatch look alike?

I first saw Sessions' pic earlier this week and I had him confused with Hatch. Both have that thin pinched constipated look.

edited to correct grammatical mistake -- I am my own grammar police.

[skip fox]

4. Constipation??? That's a great guess. Actually it's due to an overactive

sphincter muscle. As an old professor of mine used to say, "You couldn't pull a greased hair out of his ass with a tractor."

Hell, when he farts only the dogs can hear it.

[Robb]

5. I choose to UN-caption this one: