What Videogames Would Jesus Play?

[Hugabear]

http://www.myspace.com/wwjplay

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I, and my staff of reviewers, try to play all of the deplorable games that are out there so you don't have to. We will give you informed ratings and reviews for some of the most popular games out, and you don't have to worry about you or your children being subjected to any of the sinful content.
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I'm still trying to figure out the "Homosexual Risk" rating :freak:

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Hmm depends, are they on a Jesus fighting demons and others who have not

accepted him as lord or savior rant or something else? If this is the demon hunting DOOM must be on the top of the list... as well as Wolfestein 3D, and probably the Legends of Narnia (after all based on CS Lewis books). Oh never mind that CS Lewis had some ahem, issues, but the lion is Jesus darn it.

:-)

Oh and the fundy game where they go after the rapture and all them infidels, must be on the top of the list.

:hi:

[Sebastian Doyle]

2. Well, it's long been rumored that "Ms. PacMan" was really just PacMan in drag

And you wouldn't want your child catch The Gay from a cross-dressing big yellow dot!11!!!11!!!

[scheming daemons]

3. The answer is actually quite obvious.... Second Life

[flvegan]

4. Kind of like viewing porn to help you avoid it?

:eyes:

[Hugabear]

6. That was my thought exactly

We watch all the porn so you poor souls don't have to be tempted by it.

[InternalDialogue]

5. I'm pretty sure he'd play Halo.

[Solly Mack]

7. He'd play the SIMS

I know I feel like a god when I play...a very naughty and vengeful god

[trixie]

8. Runescape!

[lexanman]

9. Call of Duty?

Maybe Leisure Suit Larry?:D