Oscar Mayer Wienermobile loses control, crashes into Racine home

[Pirate Smile]

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile loses control, crashes into Racine home
Driver accidentally hit the gas instead of brakes, lost control and crashed into home

WITI-TV, RACINE - The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got itself into quite a pickle when it crashed into a Racine home Friday morning.

Neighbors tell FOX 6 the Wienermobile took a wrong turn and ended up on the dead-end street, Kenilworth Avenue in Racine.

While trying to get turned around, the woman driving the hot dog on wheels accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake and lodged the Wienermobile under a house.

Officials say no one was injured in the crash.

The Wienermobile was taken from the scene by tow truck.

No word on the extent of damage to either the house or the giant hot dog.

http://www.fox6now.com/news/witi-090717-weinermobile-crashes-into-house,0,6217102.story

Oh, NO! Not the weinermobile!

[Solly Mack]

1. Somebody in that house was wishing hard

(glad no one was hurt)

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. Was it good for you?

:rofl:

[Rex]

3. Tight fit.

:evilgrin:

[jcarterhero]

21. Hilarious!

[donheld]

They should have picked a better time to tell the driver Oscar Mayer died

[Arkana]

48. Oh God I just choked.

*snarf*

[fishnfla]

4. I once knew a man from Racine

[bleever]

45. Who drove a peculiar machine

When he hit the wrong petal,
His oblong-shaped metal
Made parking look downright obscene.

[Beetwasher]

58. [phone] 000000000000 000000

:thumbsup:

[sharesunited]

5. Never sausage an accident.

[The Magistrate]

24. People Who Pun, Sir, Should Be Drawn And Quoted

That is a very good one....

[MilesColtrane]

31. You have won the thread.

After that, it really can't go on any furter.

[The Doctor.]

47. I'd go with post 45... frankly.

[Tesha]

54. You know, I really don't relish the humor on this thread.

I wonder where I can express my beef officially?

Tesha

[TokenQueer]

55. Ha!

:thumbsup:

[Canuckistanian]

6. Sometimes, a Wienermobile is only a Wienermobile

Nothing to see hee.

[Mrs. Overall]

7. Winner!

Or should I say "Wiener"!

[lonestarnot]

8. Was the driver smoking weiners?

[lexanman]

9. the weiner is stuck

and it cant get out.

[Pirate Smile]

10. The Weinermobile Haters are Unrec'ing the thread.

;)

[Pirate Smile]

26. Oh, my ... the weinermobile lovers have arrived.

[parasim]

11. Hotdog driver!

[CoffeeCat]

12. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner...

...that is what I'd truly like to be--eee---eee
Cuz if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
I'd drive right through your draperies!

[TygrBright]

13. Yippeee!! A whole thread fulla DUzy bait! n/t

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

14. I've fallen. And I can't get up. n/t

[slampoet]

15. Ever have dream come true?

[Hissyspit]

18. A woman driving a hot dog on wheels?

I've had that dream.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

16. I bet she gets grilled for this boondoggle.

[Hissyspit]

17. Vegetarians will relish this news.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

19. I thought 'hotdog down a hallway' was just a turn of phrase!

[eppur_se_muova]

42. And an eloquent turn of phrase it is! Thanks for reminding me ...

about a DU post on the Duggars, where I first saw that phrase used.

[TokenQueer]

56. Oh no you di'n't!

:rofl:

[Stevenmarc]

20. My Bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

[mindwalker_i]

22. There's a man who parked his weiner in the wrong garage

His buns are going to be toasted when the boss finds out.

[Gregorian]

23. That thing is really sandwiched!

Now that Oscar's gone, the employees seem to be going ape.

[Hannah Bell]

25. k& r! off to the greatest with you! important wiener news like this deserves front page coverage!

forget about the dicks in congress.

[MilesColtrane]

27. A woman hits the gas instead of brakes on a wiener...OF COURSE it's gonna lose control.

She should have just taken a little mustard off of it.

(Thanks for the link.)

[Raster]

28. Oh NO! Out of control weinie!

[autorank]

29. I was in the Weenermobile and met Little Oscar and his driver

When I was in college ... woke up and a roommate said, "Look, it's the Weenermobile." Sure, I said but there it was, parked across the street from our rented house - about 4 of us. So two of us go out, cross the street and look at this strange contraption. I see Little Oscar sitting in the front passenger seat and he rolls it down. What's up? and he says, he get in. So we do. It was so strange. They gave us hot dogs. I kid you now. The driver was a big burly guy and Little Oscar was in his chef's regalia with hat on in the care, probably to impress us.

I'd forgotten all about it for many years. Hope nobody was hurt.

[MilesColtrane]

50. Yeah, I first dropped acid in college too.

Me and the Mr. KoolAid guy rode an iridescent dolphin through the McDonaldland hamburger patch.

But, your story is also good.

[autorank]

52. No that hurts;) It's believability stems from its unbelievability

Eergo, it must be true;) I come clean on one of the more ironic and humorous experiences, take that risk, and I opened myself up to ridicule. It does sound ridiculous, I agree. Why the Hell would Little Oscar be in the Weenie mobile in front of a house filled with four college slackers? But, then again, why not? It was like a prequel for the much touted and supposedly imminent singularity.

You've stimulated more on this ... It was an odd day because I was awake and out of bed by 10:30 a.m., not a custom of mine during any class schedule after my first semester, freshman year. That was the element of destiny. I should have been asleep. It was a special treat for Little Oscar to pick up on the fact we wanted to sit in the vehicle, hence his generous invitation. I remember thinking what an odd couple the driver and Oscar were. The driver was in a white shirt and slacks. He had a huge belly, like a caricature of a truck driver. And then there was Oscar, truly little, prim and proper. If I were to invent something, I'd say they offered us hot dogs but I can't nail that one down and I don't remember how it all ended but it was real ... strange.

Almost as strange as when I was sitting on a cliff overlooking the ocean with another friend one late night and two guys appeared, set up a tripod launcher of some sort, and fired 3 or 4 state fair class fireworks rockets out toward the ocean. They got up and left immediately after launching the last rocket. Now that's unbelievable, strange, but true;) Then Little Oscar showed up and said, "Who the fuck were those guys?"

[Arugula Latte]

30. It was Colonel Mustard, in the breezeway, with the Weinermobile.

[proteus_lives]

32. Ha!

You can't make this one up.

[Stevenmarc]

33. K&R

[Sancho]

34. It was an emergency; she was stuck more than 4 hours.

It took experts to deflate it and get it out.

:rofl:

[RagAss]

35. A weiner lost control? Try Kegel exercises !

[OneBlueSky]

36. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner . . .

That is what I'd truly like to be.
Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me."

except those folks who are gonna sue my skin off for penetrating their garage . . .

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

37. she mustard been late and was trying to ketchup. i don't relish her situation.

[roamer65]

43. LOL

Good one.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

38. frankly, that dent is more than a foot-long. i would be steamed.

[DefenseLawyer]

39. His agent told him to get the supplemental giant hot dog insurance...

but noooooooo.

[chknltl]

40. Well officer it was like thish....

I was driving down the road when this big red house came up and tried to eat me! Weird huh?

[mrdmk]

41. A wiener took a wrong turn and wound up in a car park!

At least it was not in the garage with the door closed. That could wind up in a court of law and...

[Algorem]

44. oscar meyer's going all freddy krueger on our ass

he didn't get that national day of mourning he expected

[Ikonoklast]

46. ...and newly-hired driver Bill Clinton gets let go from his latest job.

No happy ending to this story, I'm afraid.

[Arkana]

49. I was thinking "newly-hired driver George W. Bush".

That way when they open the driver's side door a cascade of empty Heineken bottles tumble out, followed by Dubya, who yells "Merry Christmas!", belches loudly, and collapses on the ground.

[Yavin4]

51. Hot, Dirty Pic on DU!

Niiiiicee

[waiting for hope]

53. My Wet Dream...

[Beetwasher]

57. In Through The Out Door?

Where's the raincoat?