The Factor interviews Cheney, . . . please come CAPTION!!!!!

[skip fox]

"As you know, Vice President, unlike the main-stream media The Factor doesn't play paddy-cake when it interviews newsmakers like yourself, even if it honors their patriotism and service to our great country. We despise the toadish, left-wing interviews at places like MSNBC or ABC News, and cringe at the unthinking praise and adulation of our current rock-star president, who jets around the world like a stupid oaf. At any rate, Mr. Vice President, how does it feel having presided over America during the most turbulent time in human history while keeping us totally safe and secure?"


(Disclaimer: A caption is, with any luck, a humorous, creative snippet of monologue that is comically ascribed to the person in the photo.)

[sakabatou]

1. "Mr. Cheney, have you ever had... falafel?"

[Catshrink]

2. Mr. Cheney, your daugher Liz is hawt.

:puke:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. "My next pre-rehearsed question is this..." n/t

[MisterP]

4. don't. stop. don't stop. n/t

[rurallib]

5. "Dick - I love you. I even have wood"

[skip fox]

6. "And finally, Vice President Cheney, The Congress is threatening to investigate

a secret CIA program that keep Americans totally safe but you kept so secret that it wasn't even mentioned, much less in the planning or operational phases. Some feat!!! Don't you think that is like "rewarding" heroic patriotism with traitorous hatred and anti-American deception? . . . I'll give you the last word."

[Kalun D]

7. CHICKENHAWKS

A chickenhawk interviewing a chickenhawk, now THERE'S some manly substance.

[timeforpeace]

8. Too late, already has a caption

[skip fox]

10. never too many . . .

;)

[skip fox]

9. "Thank you , Mr. Vice President for your time and your straight-forward and hard hitting answers.

Despite our hard hitting questions, you've set the record straight, alright. Now we know how it felt to have the press like 'a mob of rabit ferrets,' I think were your words, clawing at your figurative guts day in and day out. And without pulling any punches, we can now see that the burnish on your legacy, 'Stay the Right Course,' has a new sheen, and our great country, our City on the Hill, a new beacon of hope for the future. That's the way it is here at Fox. We took a close look and were delighted with what we were allowed to see. Thank you, Mr. Vice President for putting up with 'the rough stuff,' but we had to do it right. After all, we're fair and balanced."