If you could get all of the top crazies of the right wing into one room, what would happen?

[ck4829]

Jim DeMint
Michele Bachmann
Glenn Beck
Michael Savage
Ann Coulter
And anyone else you think should be here

[BlooInBloo]

1. The world would be a better place, as I would chain the doors from the outside.

[Ikonoklast]

2. You cannot divide by zero.

[RandomThoughts]

3. I think this one may be a good idea to pursue.

They'd accuse each other of being a secret liberal Marxist until they all got into a brawl and they all end up in jail.

It might be something worth thinking about, and since so many of their assistants and staff are actively working against the crazy Republican mind set, it is also very true.

[tularetom]

4. You would be in a Faux News staff meeting

[rwheeler31]

5. Good move, bring drugs.

[provis99]

6. It would be like Lord of the Flies

I'm guessing Karl Rove would play the role of Piggy.

[obliviously]

7. The result could cause a worm hole and allow us to put in a stargate!

[Iterate]

8. It's called a convention.

Many, many balloons. Flags and bad speeches.

[nevergiveup]

9. For some reason I am thinking

white hoods and burning crosses.

[flvegan]

10. The collective mean IQ of the world outside that room would rise 20 points.

[demosincebirth]

11. their jugulars would pop