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NYMountaineer Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:29 PM
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Someone at Google is a Real Wiseguy
Enter "worst failures ever" into the search engine, and see what comes up as the first result.

Cute, real cute...
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rrneck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:33 PM
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1. Looks like the Freepers have learned how to Googlebomb. nt
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:34 PM
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6. they are kind of slow
well, really slow actually

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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:34 PM
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2. Oh, cute, indeed..........
Ah, well. Reality trumps cheap shots ..........................
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:34 PM
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3. It's just an idiotic Google bomb. That's so 5 years ago.
nt
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:54 PM
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23. He he...it took them five years to figure out how to do it! nt
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 09:12 PM
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26. look at their website...it `s never been updated
if he updated it they be lost
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:34 PM
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4. just the result of a google bomb
wingers need more to do.
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NYMountaineer Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:36 PM
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10. Slow days around FR, I guess
Of course, they're the ones who who accuse us of laziness.

Well, I never cease to be amused by these amateurish gags of theirs. I personally can't wait to see what transpires during the next big Teabagging Event on 9/12.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:39 PM
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14. I think they will choke to death on
Edited on Sat Jul-18-09 08:42 PM by Lex
their own testicles at "the next big Teabagging Event on 9/12."



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CakeGrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:34 PM
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5. Maybe it's time to switch to Bing. n/t
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 12:05 AM
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33. I second this. Bing is really good and it reduces Google's power. After all...
we have enough companies that are too big to fail.
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Confusious Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:34 PM
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7. Its called google bombing...

Google runs on links. Make enough links to whatever page you want say, fox news, call it dildo, get enough, when people type in dildos, it goes to fox news.
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NYMountaineer Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:39 PM
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12. That's interesting
I didn't know that you could affect the search results that much. It's certainly a mark of desperation on their part if they think they're getting anywhere with it. :crazy:
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abumbyanyothername Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:35 PM
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8. You guys are wasting your IDs
:popcorn:
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:36 PM
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9. I thought Google was pro Obama. n/t
Edited on Sat Jul-18-09 08:37 PM by RandomThoughts


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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:38 PM
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11. read up on how it's done, it's just an internet linking prank
Edited on Sat Jul-18-09 08:38 PM by Lex
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:39 PM
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13. You should learn a little more about how search engines function...
...and how they can be manipulated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 09:15 PM
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27. Agreed, I posted before thinking on it.
However after looking at ask(dot)com and its distortions of searches, I probably over reacted on the post.

I removed my original post for that reason.

Although I do think that information search engines should be open to public review since they can control information access.
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marybourg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:39 PM
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15. Can't be bothered, but I know what happens when I enter
"worst president ever" into google.
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:41 PM
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16. LOL, the freepers, yet again, have to copy what creative Democrats...
originated oh so long ago. They really are laughable.

Too little, too late, freepers, baby bush will always be the ORIGINAL worst failure EVER!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:44 PM
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17. Huh? "Worst Acrobatic Stunts Failures"?
Edited on Sat Jul-18-09 08:47 PM by BlooInBloo
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:46 PM
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18. Google bomb but weren't they supposed to have taken care of it?
oh and it used to be Bush, as in junior
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:47 PM
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19. Makes me wonder if the freepers have ever had an original thought.
I'm guessing 'no.'

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NYMountaineer Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:50 PM
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20. They stole all our best bumper stickers.
I even noticed that quite a few Freepers share sig line quotes with members here. Plagiarists!
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:52 PM
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21. Been hanging out at that cesspool, have you?



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NYMountaineer Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:56 PM
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24. I still check in from time to time.
Just for a laugh. I once was one of their kind, and they remind me of why I reformed, and turned into a liberal.

I'm now embarrassed to have associated with those weirdos, but I can find a lot of their stupidity and tin-foil-hattery entertaining.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:59 PM
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25. Well it takes a bit of coding to pull that one off
but hey, these guys are fun... not
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 08:54 PM
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22. Aw, the Freepers are learning teh internets. How cute.
Oh, and welcome to DU.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 11:19 PM
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Taitertots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 11:43 PM
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29. Greatest Google ever...
My friend wanted to go to Dick's sporting goods. So we googled "(his last name) needs Dick's"

His Mom's name and phone number came up on the google search page.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 11:47 PM
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30. Pretty lousy attempt. Behold the Power of DU & search:
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Princess Turandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 11:52 PM
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31. If you search without the quotes, you get the result that the OP refers to. nt
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-18-09 11:59 PM
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32. I used quotes
...because the OP used quotes.

Ultimately, it's just a Google bomb and trust me, this one will never be as long-lived as miserable failure or "miserable failure" for that matter. That one, is the very definition of a Google Bomb and will always be tied to George W. Bush.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 12:15 AM
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34. Now click on the second link under "worst failures ever" - (the "25 Worst Business Failures" link)
it's irony (c)
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-19-09 12:21 AM
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35. Leftover Google bomb from when W was still Executive Ahole. nt
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