Put a smile on Monday's mug . . . please come CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

El Limpo is saying, "Now, . . . let me get this straight . . . it sounds like a storybook for The Projects, if you know what I mean . . . Imagine this scenario . . . It's like a fairy tale written by Latino judge during a liberal wet dream . . . A man from the darkest recesses of the planet . . . comes to the land of goodness . . . and right away he wants to marry a shining princess . . . to improve his race, naturally . . . he sneaks her away and impregnates her . . . then probably passes her around, too. . . then they sneak back into the fair country and fake credentials concerning their little polluted child's birth . . . Then years later the little monkey boy, whose genetic code looks like someone poured a steaming bowl of fecal stew over whole-wheat biscuits, gets to be the leader of the fair country, and . . . HEY!!! . . .Listen up audience . . . Any of this sound familiar????"

[skip fox]

1. "You know, one of the things that really burn me up

is the criticism I get for being racist. I AM NOT A RACIST!!! Got that! Just because I want the normal people back in charge, and just because I'm tired of a bunch of affirmative action cry-babies taking jobs away from the people who built this great country and who deserve the jobs and can do them right without putting everyone in The Projects on the payroll, and just because I don't want The Supreme Court to begin with a rap song instead of a prayer, . . . . Well, DAMN IT!!!! I'M A PATRIOT, NOT A RACIST!!! Got that Kissy Keith Overman or whatever the hell your name is?"

[Ian David]

2. Ever notice how the EB logo looks like it says 88?

As a Neo-Nazi symbol

Eighty-eight is used as code among Neo-Nazis to identify each other.<2> H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so 88 is taken to stand for HH which in turn means Heil Hitler.<1>

For example, the number is used in the song "88 rock'n'roll band" by the neo-Nazi group Landser. The late convicted Order terrorist David Lane wrote "Fourteen Words" and 88 Precepts, and the numbers are often found in combination (1488, 14/88, etc.). This form of the number has inspired the naming of the groups Column 88, Unit 88, and White Legion 88.



More:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/88_(number)#As_a_Neo-Nazi_symbol

[skip fox]

4. Good to know, and I'll bet Rush is milking it with the skinheads.

:)

[skip fox]

3. "The trouble with scientists is that they are stuck with the facts!

They even say that all the time: 'Stick to the facts.' They're just stuck, period. Who in their right mind would take information from someone who can only think one way? It would be CRAZY!!! Then why are we even thinking about taking their advice? 'Global Warming,' 'Evolution,' 'Pollution,' GEEZ! Is this all the facts got to say? They're so narrow minded, listening to them would be like asking someone whose never left his village about global travel. Crazy. The same thing with historians!!! Why, . . . "

[patrice]

5. "Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton. Old times there are not forgotten. Look away, look away,

look away Dixie Land."

Interesting other lyrics here: http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/dixie.htm

- Or -

"A** hole, a** hole mio,
sta 'nfronte a te! (that's in your face)."

(with my apologies!! to our Italian American friends)

:hi:

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Some enchanted eeeeeveninggggg . . . you will meet a stranger . . . .

[lunatica]

7. The man is clogging up the airwaves

Someone get a plunger!

[peekaloo]

8. (producer off screen)PSA : Adopt A Young Dominican Program, Take One.

Limbow: Take one, hell I'll take all I can get!

[guitar man]

9. "Oxycontin....

...It's not just for breakfast anymore" :crazy:

[skip fox]

12. Someone said earlier that Rush was just passed the random testing stange

of his bargain. Now he has lost nearly 60 pounds.

Wonder what kind of diet it really is . . . . Hmmm.

[skip fox]

10. "It is NOT racist to realize what little Miss Judge Sodamaker would be doing without affirmative

action. She's be waving her fat can off a second floor balcony, whistling down at men half her age. She been pounding tortillas on a stone and dreaming about winning lottery numbers. She be licking salsa and taco grease off her fingers. Or she's been pimping for her daughters out back of a Spanish-speaking movie theater. And I resent the hell out of anyone who calls me a racist for pointing out the truth!!!!"

[skip fox]

11. "What I want to know . . . is what's so wrong about 'Magic Negro'? How the hell is that racist???

I didn't say 'Dark Magic," did I? Or 'Sorcerer'? Much less 'Black Devil.' And of course there are a lot of so-called worse words than 'Negro.' We don't even need to go there to know what I mean. So what are these minority-lovers getting all in a snit about. It was a term of respect. I'm no racist."