Sell the house, ditch the spouse . . . then please come CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

Cheney is saying, "Well, Bill, you don't exactly have to be a rocket scientist to see what's before your eyes. Of course Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, just like we said, and the fact that we didn't find them proves their existence without a doubt. You see, they were a lure he used to get us to attack him. Then he quickly eliminated them(he'd planned all this from the start you see, so it was easy) so that he could discredit us in the eyes of the world. . . . But he made a fatal miscalculation. He thought after we didn't find any that we'd act civilized and leave, then he planned to reconstitute his nuclear program, but instead we stayed the course, found the rat and strung him up . . . I even have a secret report (which unfortunately I can't reliease) where he confesses the whole thing, how he made them, how he lured us, and how he blew them up. That's why we never found them. It should be obvious to every right-thinking American."

[tomreedtoon]

1. "They were THIS big, but they were THIS flat."

"And facing a woman like that, it's no wonder I took up guns instead."

[skip fox]

2. "Strange. Every time I mentioned same-sex marriage to George, he'd

get this half-wistful, half-miscreant look in his eyes and start chewing a pencil. Once his desk was covered with saliva-drenched wood splinters and his mouth full of masticated wood pulp before we could get to him."

[peacetalksforall]

3. "All the people I know that I can tolerate I hold close to my chest - the rest I will destroy

by economics, bombs, thefts, lies and all forms of duplicity and hypocrisy."

[skip fox]

4. "Well, if you really want to hear what I think. . . . I think Machiavelli was a schoolboy, Hitler

never got out of short pants, and Pol Pot was merely a drifter with a knack. No, real malevolence is rooted in the marrow of history and grows on boughs of deep intent and limbs of dark reckoning. It doesn't swipe at the bars with its claws, for it is free as the air and pounces on any creature it will, the smaller and more innocent the better. The Son-of-Sam, Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer, that clown in Chicago, . . . hell, they weren't even foreplay.

[skip fox]

5. Dupe.

sorry

[Deep13]

6. "Oo! oo! ee-ee-ah-ah-ah!" nt

[maglatinavi]

7. cheney

Tell me that it isn't true ... he was not as stupid as that, no???

[skip fox]

8. When CAPTIONING we capture the "essence" of the person.

We're not hampered by silly little things like facts. (After all, they're not, why should we be?)

[skip fox]

9. "One of the tricks is to look a man in the eye and imagine that you are lookin at his corpse.

Then treat him with like respect. . . . That's how I got where I am today."

[Rex]

10. I am the Don!

Kiss the ring!