Put the cap on a Monday, seal it tight, & bury it deep. Then . . . come CAPTION!!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "I used to think it was too bad you only got two turns being president. Like what did Roosevelt do that was so bad that he messed it up for the rest of us. Geez. I thought it was no fair. Like in baseball, you get as many turns as you want until you strike out too many times or or pop fly, but heck, we were like still up at the plate. 'No fair!' the ump should say, just like 'Foul ball!' . . . But I guess I was getting really tired anyway. . . . But I'll feel better after a couple more months rrest. . . . Think Obama wants to use all of his turn? . . . Hmmmm. Maybe he'd want to share???"

[skip fox]

1. "I wonder what that heckler meant when he called me an abject idiot????

Doesn't an abject need a verb to predicate a whole sentence? . . . Boy, that guy was nuts."

[Ian David]

2. ...

"It's been weeks since I've killed anyone. Maybe Laura will let me strangle Barney."

[lpbk2713]

6. "I wonder what toy is included with the Happy Meal today?"

I do believe I can see smoke coming out of his ears.



Ed: Meant for this to be a reply to the OP.

[KansDem]

3. Here's what he's thinking...

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Turbineguy]

5. They told me

to hold my chin to offset the vacant stare.

[liberal N proud]

7. There is not a coherent thought in that head

[tomreedtoon]

8. "Gee, I irrevocably screwed up America...

...wonder if there's some other country I can screw up. I know...CHINA! I'll learn the language by eating in Chinese restaurants."

[YOY]

9. "Squirrel...Ah miss that squirrel..."

n/t

[timeforpeace]

10. Where do you get all these great pictures?