Put down what you're doing (the razor, the noose) . . . and please come CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

Pat is saying, "Geez, Rachel, not only was this country built by white folks, but white folks invented everything, buildings, canals, wells, spear points, even religion. Why, if it weren't for a bunch of white folks puttering around the sea of Galilee in fishing boats about two-thousand years ago . . ."

[rurallib]

1. "White like me"

[underpants]

2. You know Rachel it's elitists , the insider DC crowd, who refuse to even consider white reparations

[HopeHoops]

3. This from a guy who wants to seal off the borders from immigrants...

despite the fact that BOTH of his parents were immigrants. Oh yeah, I forgot - they were WHITE immigrants, not the darkies who bring drugs and AIDS into the country. Damn I can't stand bigots. How the fuck can they be that ignorant?

[skip fox]

4. "For instance, there's never been a black pope. That should prove something!

I just hope the Church has enough sense to avoid affirmative action! . . ." (And under his breath: "A couple bishops and cardinals is bad enough.")

[graywarrior]

5. Jesus was as white as they come with those blue eyes and peaches & cram complexion

[skip fox]

7. "And we have pictures to prove Adam and Eve were white! . . . What's wrong, Rachel,

does the evidence scare you?"

[xchrom]

8. peaches and cram?!? -- do you know something else about

jesus that pat doesn't know?

[skip fox]

12. He's ignoring the fact that Jesus and these men are Jewish. Or, at least,

conveniently overlooking the fact. (He was possibly as anti-Semetic as Nixon, who he served.)

[graywarrior]

21. No no no, Jesus is WHITE!!!!

St. Mike's showed me that.

[graywarrior]

16. Jesus gave me bad typing skills.

[xchrom]

23. ...

:spray:

[LAGC]

20. If the Mormons and Mel Gibsons have their way...

Jesus WILL be forever remembered as fair-skinned, blue-eyed in their revisionist versions of his legend...

[Solomon]

32. Because he is the God of White Supremacy.

He has to be white no matter what or all of civilization on the planet earth is doomed.

[Lorien]

6. Spear points and religeon? No, those began where humanity started

in Africa.

[skip fox]

10. Hence the joke: he's so racially blinded that he can't think otherwise than white's centrality.

Evidence (as Rachael pointed out so well) be damned.

He is morally asleep, as they say, but there appears to be no waking in his life to come. (But who knows?)

:)

[Frustratedlady]

9. I'm lost...I don't recognize noone no more!

[skip fox]

11. MSNBC conservative commentator an former presidential candidate,

Pat Buchanan was on the Rachael Maddow Show (if you've not seen you're missing a good, strong, liberal mind) recently, claiming white men built this country. Here's the YouTube segment of her follow-up (but it has his statement as well).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnx603I42MA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edemocraticunderground%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

[chelsea0011]

13. And why has he not been fired?

[skip fox]

14. Actually that question has come up repeatedly over his commentator career.

And in the last several weeks many have asked the question ever more pointedly.

Pat's time may have come. (But I doubt it.)

[charlie]

15. Look

*emphatic karate chop*

All I'm sayin' is that whites built this country... except for this studio. These mics were made by gooks. But, look.

*emphatic karate chop*

Whites made all this... *ring*... *click*... except for this piece of crap cellphone, buncha Mongoloid fish eaters. But, look.

*emphatic karate chop*

What would rock and roll be like without Pat Boone? Nasty and brutish, that's what. Take this Eminem character... he's WHITE?... Look.

*emphatic karate chop*

What I'm sayin' is... DO YOU WANT ZULUS AT THE DINNER TABLE? Do you really?

(cut to commercial)

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Don't hate me because I'm white.

[skip fox]

18. This is the guy, by the way, as Rachael points out, who wrote

memos to Nixon about affirmative action for Catholics.

[lunatica]

19. Whaaaah! Whaaaah!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!



Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Being a white man sucksssssssss! Whaaaaaaaaah! White men are victimmsssssssss!

It's unfairrrrrrrrr!

[Mari333]

22. these hemorrhoids are killing me

[peekaloo]

24. Hmmmmmmm

A circular muscle that constricts a passage or closes a natural orifice. When relaxed, a sphincter allows materials to pass through the opening. When contracted, it closes the opening. The principal abnormalities relate to function. Failure to open may be because of spasm or achalasia, due usually to failure of parasympathetic nerve supply. Failure to close usually due to absence of sympathetic nerve supply.

[skip fox]

27. Near dupe.

(not as well written)

[skip fox]

28. The result of the former, flatulence only canines can aurally sense..

The result of the latter, an appreciation for high-topped footwear.

[MoonRiver]

25. Whitey liar, pants on fire!

Guess the Mayans, as one example out of many, were just a figment of some liberal's imagination. :eyes:

[TheCowsCameHome]

26. "My head looks like a GE 150 watt soft-white bulb - emphasis on white"

[ensho]

29. beware - white male punk

nt

[skip fox]

30. "And I got my sense of responsibility and honesty from the priests at the Catholic Church,

In fact, they'd play games with me and the other altar boys like 'I Forgot Already' and 'No Questions, Up and Do.' They taught us the hard way. Boy."

[Kadie]

31. Rachel, how dare you go and fact check me!

I am a white male, you shouldn't question me!

It's not fair! Not fair! Not fair! (pat stomps his feet)

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

33. "So, Hitler did make a few mistakes, big deal." Or, in his own words...

"...despite Hitler's anti-Semitic and genocidal tendencies, he was an individual of great courage...Hitler's success was not based on his extraordinary gifts alone. His genius was an intuitive sense of the mushiness, the character flaws, the weakness masquerading as morality that was in the hearts of the statesmen who stood in his path." (Pat Buchanan, from a 1977 Syndicated column)

[skip fox]

34. What can beat that?? No fiction like the truth, as they say.

:)

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

35. Oh, there's more. Take a look at some other observations of a true neanderthal.

On Women

"If a woman has come to believe that divorce is the answer to every difficult marriage, that career comes before children ... no democratic government can impose another set of values upon her." (Pat Buchanan, Right from the Beginning, p. 341)

"Rail as they will about 'discrimination,' women are simply not endowed by nature with the same measures of single-minded ambition and the will to succeed in the fiercely competitive world of Western capitalism." (Pat Buchanan, syndicated column, 11/22/83)

"The real liberators of American women were not the feminist noise-makers, they were the automobile, the supermarket, the shopping center, the dishwasher, the washer-dryer, the freezer." (Pat Buchanan, Right from the Beginning, p. 149)"

On Jewish People

"Diesel engines do not emit enough carbon monoxide to kill anybody." (Pat Buchanan, challenging the "notion" that thousands of Jews were gassed to death by Diesel exhaust in Treblinka, New Republic, 10/22/90)

"If U.S. Jewry takes the clucking appeasement of the Catholic cardinalate as indicative of our submission, it is mistaken. When Cardinal O'Connor of New York seeks to soothe the always irate Elie Wiesel by reassuring him 'there are many Catholics who are anti-Semitic'...he speaks for himself. Be not afraid, Your Eminence; just step aside, there are bishops and priests ready to assume the role of defender of the faith." (Pat Buchanan, commenting after Cardinal O'Connor criticized anti-Semitism during the controversy over construction of a convent near Auschwitz, New Republic, 10/22/90)

On Race and Color...

"If we had to take a million immigrants in, say Zulus, next year, or Englishmen, and put them up in Virginia, what group would be easier to assimilate and would cause less problems for the people of Virginia?" (Pat Buchanan, "This Week With David Brinkley," 1/8/91)

" an across-the-board assault on our Anglo-American heritage." (Pat Buchanan, in a September 1993 speech to the Christian Coalition
"George Bush should have told the that black America has grown up; that the NAACP should close up shop, that its members should go home and reflect on JFK's admonition: 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather ask what you can do for your country.'" (Pat Buchanan, syndicated column, 7/26/88)

"There is a legitimate grievance in my view of white working-class people that every time, on every issue, that the black militants loud-mouth it, we come up with more money.... If we can give 50 Phantoms to the Jews, and a multi-billion dollar welfare program for the blacks...why not help the Catholics save their collapsing school system." (Pat Buchanan, Boston Globe, 1/4/92)

After Sen. Carol Moseley Braun blocked a federal patent for a Confederate flag insignia, Buchanan wrote that she was "putting on an act" by associating the Confederacy with slavery: "The War Between the States was about independence, about self-determination, about the right of a people to break free of a government to which they could no longer give allegiance," Buchanan asserted. "How long is this endless groveling before every cry of 'racism' going to continue before the whole country collectively throws up?" (Pat Buchanan, syndicated column, 7/28/93)

White House advisor Buchanan urged President Nixon in an April 1969 memo not to visit "the Widow King" on the first anniversary of Martin Luther King's assassination, warning that a visit would "outrage many, many people who believe Dr. King was a fraud and a demagogue and perhaps worse.... Others consider him the Devil incarnate. Dr. King is one of the most divisive men in contemporary history." (Pat Buchanan, New York Daily News, 10/1/90)

[skip fox]

37. This guy deserves a wax statue!

In a burning building.

[Rex]

36. Pat is a balding old white guy, the years are catching up with him.

I doubt he could say one positive thing about minorities.