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Sarah, is that you?
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Noodle Salad says at 11:26 am, July 21st, 2009
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How do you get a birth certificate from “The United States”? Mine’s just from the local hospital. And I don’t keep it in a baggie with me at all times. Guess that makes me a muslin?
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4tehlulz says at 11:26 am, July 21st, 2009
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MarieDeGournay: They haven’t gotten over the 14th amendment in general, so I doubt they really believe in birthright citizenship.
"Forget Obama’s WWII vet grandfather. Forget that under the Constitution, even if Barry WAS born in Kenya, he was born a US citizen by virtue of his mom’s status as a citizen who lived in US America for the requisite number of years prior to his birth. You know the rule: just one drop of African blood is enough to make ignorant racist morans completely lose their shit.
You know what, crazy lady? I wanted my country back for the last 8 years. And now I’ve got it! HAHAHAHAHA fucking HA."
"Then there are the Afterbirthers, who say that the president’s placenta has transformed into a murderous monster which is living in the sewers beneath D.C., waiting to drag innocent children to their doom. We have to take back the sewers!"
LOUD NOISES!!! “with liberty and justice for all… except the gays, coloreds, mooselimbs, nonbelievers, and Socialist Kenyan Presidents. Also, people who don’t stand up during the National Anthem, people who eat salads with anything other than iceberg, people who drive Japanese cars, and people who hate German potato salad.”
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thefrontpage says at 11:13 am, July 21st, 2009
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All of these fringe people are basically assholes–really, in a professional manner! They are just crazy, mentally-disturbed people. Many are also racists. Many are morons, and many are uneducated in certain areas–and, yes, that includes some redneck moron politicians out there. And we all know there are hard-right Republicans who freak out and resort to desperate measures to do anything they can–including illegal, fringe-baiting moron tactics–to bring down liberals, free-thinkers, progressives, intellectuals, Democrats, anti-war folks and anyone else who poses a threat to their prescious religious-based, conservative-based moronic idiotic views. They went after Bill Clinton with unproven real estate allegations–regarding the Clintons that is, as others were charged and found guilty–and for lying about oral sex! Wow! They went after Jimmy Carter, and they went after Hillary Clinton, and they’ll go after Obama, too. They should all be shipped out to a desert island to live in isolation from the real world.
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MarieDeGournay says at 11:13 am, July 21st, 2009
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Holy Fuck, we are so doomed as a species. Don’t these idiots even realized that even ‘if’ he was born in Kenya, his mother was an American citizen so that means he is too. Gawd, I hate this people.
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hockeymom says at 11:14 am, July 21st, 2009
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Can we just have all these people move to Alaska? Keep them contained in one area?
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DP says at 11:15 am, July 21st, 2009
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who the fuck is PeeBo?
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dum librul says at 11:15 am, July 21st, 2009
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When the extreme Birther right becomes the mainstream right wing, the center ends up slightly left of Pat Buchanan’s perenium. Today, we are all ancient Nixonian paleocon taint.
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Prommie says at 11:17 am, July 21st, 2009
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Holy Fuck! Barbarians.
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Internally valid says at 11:18 am, July 21st, 2009
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Who’s PeeBo?
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Buzz Feedback says at 11:18 am, July 21st, 2009
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I wonder if the broad in the red shirt has ever been arrested for breaking into her own house?
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x111e7thst says at 11:18 am, July 21st, 2009
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This seems pathological, completely disconnected from reality. Yet I assume that this person is not an extreme example of the republican base. So something like 15% of the US citizenry is actually insane.
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NoWireHangers says at 11:20 am, July 21st, 2009
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There’s really no way to deal with Birthers because you can’t tell them that Barack Hussein Obama is in fact an American Citizen, born in Hawaii, and the 44th President of the United States of America. Their minds can’t compute it, because if Obama is a citizen, then he is their legitimate President, and that can’t be, because he isn’t a fat dumb white sack of shit.
Therefore, the best thing to tell a Birther is that if they really love their country and have the big wet sloppy boner for the Pledge of the Allegiance that they proclaim, then they should off themselves for the good for the Nation. It’s what’s best for America.
Her anger makes me angry. You stupid, ignorant moran. Barack Obama’s Grandfather fought in WWII as well. He is just as much an American as your dumb fucking ass. His skin color and the race of his father does not make his any less worthy than your inbred, racist self.
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Woodwards Friend says at 11:20 am, July 21st, 2009
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Was that Harriet “Inadequate Black Man” Christian?
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blader says at 11:21 am, July 21st, 2009
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omg!!! then she forced everybody to stand up and pledge an oath
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teebob2000 says at 11:21 am, July 21st, 2009
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Clip ends before this part:
Bat-shit Crazy Birther: AND, he’s a nigger, to boot!!!!
(she sings) God bless America, land that I love! Stand beside her,…
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paintitblack says at 11:21 am, July 21st, 2009
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The lunatic morans jest wanna let their racist asshole flags fly free. The money boyz of the Gee Oh Pee use these nutty moranic tools to enhance their opportunities to rip off everyone. Hence: Feckless Glenn, Fatso Limberger, Sean Insanity & their ilk are paid lotsa munies to keep the loooonatic fringe baying at the moon. It distracts everyone whilst the morlock pirates are picking our eloi pockets.
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davitydave says at 11:21 am, July 21st, 2009
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Now seems like a good time to invest in the torch and pitchfork manufacturing industries.
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NoWireHangers says at 11:22 am, July 21st, 2009
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Internally valid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syw6dpN1c3Y&feature=related 18.
teebob2000 says at 11:23 am, July 21st, 2009
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Woodwards Friend: C’mon, it’s clearly this lady but without the rat-hair wig…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjfB1tdCO9I 19.
norbizness says at 11:23 am, July 21st, 2009
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Worst Little League awards banquet EVER
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avoidinggradingpapers says at 11:24 am, July 21st, 2009
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Oldish, whitish, clueless-ish people, always.
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norbizness says at 11:25 am, July 21st, 2009
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P.S. Poor Representative Mike Castle nothing. That fartknocker is responsible for the big dumb (R-) that appears after his name.
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norbizness says at 11:25 am, July 21st, 2009
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P.P.S. Unless he does something horribly wrong, in which case Fox News will grant him an honorary (D-) after his name.
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DemmeFatale says at 11:26 am, July 21st, 2009
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Sarah, is that you?
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Noodle Salad says at 11:26 am, July 21st, 2009
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How do you get a birth certificate from “The United States”? Mine’s just from the local hospital. And I don’t keep it in a baggie with me at all times. Guess that makes me a muslin?
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4tehlulz says at 11:26 am, July 21st, 2009
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MarieDeGournay: They haven’t gotten over the 14th amendment in general, so I doubt they really believe in birthright citizenship.
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freakishlystrong says at 11:26 am, July 21st, 2009
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Jebus Teabagging Christ, don’t read the comments on teh youtubes, scary shit…hockeymom: And Texas and I’m thinking So. Carolina now as well, that should hold all 23% of them..
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Hopey dont play that game says at 11:27 am, July 21st, 2009
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Will she accept Obama’s birth certificate if it is not sealed in a Ziplock bag?
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4tehlulz says at 11:27 am, July 21st, 2009
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avoidinggradingpapers: And Alan Keyes. Also.
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SethCReedermeyer says at 11:28 am, July 21st, 2009
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I’m kind of surprised that she didn’t make them sing The Star-Spangled Banner and say a prayer.
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ManchuCandidate says at 11:30 am, July 21st, 2009
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I suggest a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror solution to the question of the birthers:
Dr. Hibbert: But what to do with the poor Birthers? Too crazy for regular folk, too
normal acting otherwise for Crazy Town. The birthers were outcasts. So, we
did the only humane thing.
Homer: We chained the birthers up in the attic like animal and fed them each a
bucket of fish heads once a week.
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Servo says at 11:31 am, July 21st, 2009
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Is this how they act at church bingo when they think they’ve won? Jee-bus!
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Scarab says at 11:31 am, July 21st, 2009
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I can actually see the Birthers splintering from the GOP because they’re not telling ‘the truth’ about Obama. We may be watching the Right commit political suicide.
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NoWireHangers says at 11:32 am, July 21st, 2009
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freakishlystrong: I glanced the YouTube comments and decided against spamming. Mouth breathers can get real crazy, and I don’t know if I’m up for poking a hornets nest. That’s where Shorts and Gopherit come in. In fact, I’m surprised they haven’t seen the Spam symbol in the sky and come running to this post yet…
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OReillysVibrator says at 11:32 am, July 21st, 2009
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You have to hand it to them, their batshit “we must pledge to the flag compulsively, like muslin religious fanatics pray, lest we be secret muzlin turrists, who jesus disintegrates if they pretend to pledge allegiance when they really hate america” creed isn’t an act, they really are just that stupid.
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bitchincamaro says at 11:34 am, July 21st, 2009
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DemmeFatale: Same beehive; same noise.
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dum librul says at 11:34 am, July 21st, 2009
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4tehlulz: DOMA means they don’t have to recognize gay married gay people in gay married marriages or citizenship of brown skinned types.
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Aloysius says at 11:36 am, July 21st, 2009
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That does it. Never in my life have I ever wanted with such urgency for someone’s grandkids to develop sickle cell anemia. These abhorrent consumers of my precious oxygen won’t be satisfied until Congress reinstates the “one drop of Negro blood” laws.
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d4g33z says at 11:36 am, July 21st, 2009
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Peebo Bryson? I can’t wait until they start marching with guns and the National Guard has to mow them all down…
Die, die, all of you die!
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Prommie says at 11:36 am, July 21st, 2009
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x111e7thst: Thats not so shocking, really, when you think about it, that maybe 10% of the population is insane, I mean, sanity is like a continuum, and even if they are not all technically certifiable, its certainly true that there are a lot of really fucked up people out there. And there is the stupid, too; 50% of the population are below average in intelligence, and 10% of the population are in the bottom 10%.
No, stupid, insane, thats not too suprising, or even too scary, after all, they are stupid and insane, they should be easy to control and are more likely to hurt themselves than anyone else.
No, whats scary is the homicidal Nazi factor; I would not have thought that 15% of the population are homicidal nazis. These people are barbarians, they want blood, they want to bring back the great old traditions, lynchings, pograms, stonings, they want to grab their pitchforks and pickaxes and torches and chase after the monsters that bedevil their dim and delirious minds, they are filled with angry blood lust and they want to kill, someone, anyone, anyone who is not like them, evil libruls, evil immigrant messicans, evil New York Financiers (”Jews,” in pigfucker-speak), and of course the evil negroes who are just waiting to rape their daughters and break in their house and steal their stuff and thats why thank God for the 2nd Amendment.
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irisheyesagain says at 11:37 am, July 21st, 2009
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These shits started the mess, and I shall take great delight in watching them try and untangle themselves from it. Fuckers.
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ZARF says at 11:37 am, July 21st, 2009
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Why can’t anyone here spell “moron?” And yeah, at least they’re getting older and dying.
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ForTheTurnstiles says at 11:37 am, July 21st, 2009
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Scarab: If you peel the far-right paranoiacs and the religious fanatics away from the GOP, you’ve taken away their numbers. The Republicans are small, green, and split three ways: the military nationalist crypto-fascist crew, the religious fanatics, and Capital (which has little to do with the others except manipulate them). Reagan found a way to appeal to all three. Bush got all three on his side eventually. Romney couldn’t get more than one (Capital), nor McCain (military fairies), nor Huckabee (fanatics).
What does this mean? If you peel away the nutters, where does Capital go? Wherever they can. Who knows where that is, but Capital needs to hold those other two close by in order to do its thing (see Cheney, Dick).
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bureaucrap says at 11:38 am, July 21st, 2009
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norbizness: re: Little League: WIN!!! Laughed out loud, which I don’t do often.
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DP says at 11:38 am, July 21st, 2009
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I’m rethinking that move to Delaware…
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CorkPopper says at 11:38 am, July 21st, 2009
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NoWireHangers: Forget Obama’s WWII vet grandfather. Forget that under the Constitution, even if Barry WAS born in Kenya, he was born a US citizen by virtue of his mom’s status as a citizen who lived in US America for the requisite number of years prior to his birth. You know the rule: just one drop of African blood is enough to make ignorant racist morans completely lose their shit.
You know what, crazy lady? I wanted my country back for the last 8 years. And now I’ve got it! HAHAHAHAHA fucking HA.
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finallyhappy says at 11:39 am, July 21st, 2009
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Noodle Salad: You don’t?- YOU Socialist American hating MUSLIN! we had a neighborhood meeting with my congressperson the other day and the birth certificate never came up but then I live in a heavily democratic(or as we are known to the GOP- commie socialist american hating muslins) area
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OReillysVibrator says at 11:40 am, July 21st, 2009
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(Also) So she saw Obama’s Kenya birth certificate?
By the way lady, maybe your father would be a little more proud of you if you weren’t such a pussy and went to war yourself! You’re really proud of OTHER people fighting, get a buzzcut, donate that hair to “Cancer Victims of Republican Deregulation that Increased Air/Water Pollution” and go bring that anger to Allah! Aww, too lazy to do that? Well, standing up and putting your hand over your “heart” is close enough to a contribution to society, if you believe vague meaningless symbolic platitudes make a bigger difference than actual service (The Alaskan Beast Without A Name exemplifies this of course, but let’s not lose focus on the big Republican Base picture here).
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ForTheTurnstiles says at 11:40 am, July 21st, 2009
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Prommie: Naw. This ain’t surprising. I used to teach at Red State Collidge, where you can minor in homicidal nazi studies.
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NoWireHangers says at 11:45 am, July 21st, 2009
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ZARF: Get a brain, moran!
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Harold_Ignoramis says at 11:47 am, July 21st, 2009
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Sarah Palin looks like shit. She still sounds the same though…like shit.
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ALIVE! says at 11:49 am, July 21st, 2009
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Cuba Gooding, Jr.: Excuse me, miss…
Bartender: (turns around)
GDJ: Oh - I’m sorry, I thought you were a woman.
Bartender: I am a woman.
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Scarab says at 11:49 am, July 21st, 2009
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ZARF:
‘Moran’ is in reference to the classic Internet photo of a Redneck protester holding a sign stating, ‘Get a Brain Morans’.
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JSDC007 says at 11:49 am, July 21st, 2009
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Seriously, why didn’t Castle just ask a security officer to throw the bat shit loon out of the room? Its time these people were treated like the psychopathic buffoons they really are.
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x111e7thst says at 11:51 am, July 21st, 2009
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Prommie: They are dangerous to themselves as their rates of obesity / diabetes /heart disease and v d show.
But they breed. And are provided with enough medical care to keep them from killing themselves off.
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GDuvall says at 11:51 am, July 21st, 2009
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JSDC007: From the sound of the crowd it seemed like she was more popular than him, and he’s going to need these people to get elected next year.
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lightninglouie says at 11:52 am, July 21st, 2009
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Wow, it’s like a Matlock convention in there and they all just found out Andy Griffith missed his connecting flight.
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4tehlulz says at 11:53 am, July 21st, 2009
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Harold_Ignoramis: Speaking of Sarah, someone really needs to ask her, in front of cameras and on the record of course, whether Barry is a citizen. I really want to see how she handles that little nuclear bomb.
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teebob2000 says at 11:55 am, July 21st, 2009
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ZARF: You mean “moran” ?
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NoWireHangers says at 11:57 am, July 21st, 2009
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JSDC007: That’ll only rile up the crazy more. I could see them storming the podium and tearing Castle limb-from-limb.
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Gorillionaire says at 11:57 am, July 21st, 2009
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Gee I wonder where these people stand on healthcare reform.
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twowheeljunkie says at 11:57 am, July 21st, 2009
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“I want my country back.”
Translation.- Get that nigger out of the White House.
Racist assholes.
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El Pinche says at 11:58 am, July 21st, 2009
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I like how Castle just falls into step like a brain-dead zombie.
x111e7thst: one downside to good public health care.
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teebob2000 says at 11:58 am, July 21st, 2009
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GDuvall: That was the sound of sheeples you heard.
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Harold_Ignoramis says at 11:59 am, July 21st, 2009
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Birth certificate - Free
Zip lock baggy - .50 cents
Little American flag - $2
Making an ass of yourself in front of a U.S House Representative and the entire world? Priceless.
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S.Luggo says at 11:59 am, July 21st, 2009
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Noodle Salad: The birth certificate thing is a red herring. Proof that Barry is an arab: he throws a baseball like a girl.
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Sinfonian says at 11:59 am, July 21st, 2009
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CorkPopper is correct regarding President Obama being a U.S. citizen even if he was born in Kenya. Here’s the pertinent law, courtesy of the U.S. State Department:
http://travel.state.gov/law/info/info_609.html Bottom line: even if Obama was born abroad, the fact that his mother, a U.S. citizen, was physically present in the United States for ten years, five after the age of fourteen, would be enough to transmit citizenship to her son.
For the wingnut losers reading this, I’ll put it in clearer terms: STFU. Thank you.
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Todd Mecklem says at 12:05 pm, July 21st, 2009
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Then there are the Afterbirthers, who say that the president’s placenta has transformed into a murderous monster which is living in the sewers beneath D.C., waiting to drag innocent children to their doom. We have to take back the sewers!
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NoWireHangers says at 12:07 pm, July 21st, 2009
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Todd Mecklem: Hehehahahaha!
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wonderboom says at 12:07 pm, July 21st, 2009
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Someone (I think it was on Rachel Maddows a few days ago) was talking about how often crazy people choose the color red to wear when going bat-shit in public. I’m not ready to give it a name as a psychological condition, but here is yet another a great example.
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nappyduggs says at 12:11 pm, July 21st, 2009
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Sinfonian:
I mean, that’s it really. You nailed it. These skidmarks clearly adore their country, so much so that they adhere with a Gorilla Glue-like strength to all of the lessons learned in a 5th grade civics class. Or not.
Everyone who has already said that the subtext for all such outbursts is “get your spear-chucker ass out of the white house” thanks for keeping the shit real.
I’m gonna go pick out my afro and make some molotov cocktails.
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