Birthers: To see Obama's birth certificate, you first have to remove your head from your ass

[jmondine]

Otherwise, the only thing you can see is your own brain.

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[Ms. Toad]

21. Doesn't surprise me a bit

given yesterday's insistence that denying an active alcoholic one of the few livers available for transplant is the same as health care rationing under whatever proposed health care plan the same poster was looking at.

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[Ms. Toad]

25. Yep - but your post will probably be deleted

just like the post I responded to. Kind of surprised mine wasn't.

[Ohio Joe]

2. Well said

And it gave me a good laugh :D

I'll give this a K&R

[NanceGreggs]

3. God, I just LOVE you ...

:kick: & REC'D ... and :loveya:

[tavalon]

15. Me too!

But then, one would hope I would, eh?

It's fun that he and I share this love of politics and DU. Our other partner just rolls his eyes when J. and I get going with our riffs about Palin or Shrub the ex. or..........

But, hey, he puts up with us and he cooks, so we can't complain.

[SmileyRose]

4. "Birther" makes me envision

something like a horror movie where the freeps storm the freezers at sperm banks, keep camera's on men at all times to enforce the news laws requiring the handling of all ejactulate and start forcing every single sperm to get born into a human being.

[jmondine]

8. All while singing, "Every Sperm Is Sacred"

[noamnety]

5. The only copy of it I've seen

is the one on the internet, and I refuse to believe that's the original until I can verify its age by getting my screen carbon dated.

[zbdent]

18. isn't dating carbons still illegal in most states?

At least, those who went for McCain in 2008 ...

[Berry Cool]

22. It's the people who are pushing for carbon dating

who will eventually be pushing for carbon marriage.

[Duke Newcombe]

6. For this statement alone...

off to the greatest with you

[Cali_Democrat]

7. Nice!!

:thumbsup:

[Gabi Hayes]

9. doesn't anyone else want to see this story continue on through the

next election cycle, at least?

how does this hurt anyone but the pugs?

I love hearing/seeing/reading about this every day

Lou Dobbs called Obama's BC 'undocumented' on his radio show the other day, phrasing it leeringly, so that it was clearly he was referring to the Pres as an undocumented alien. there's a thread here on it with the actual clip from the show

[Lasher]

13. This sitcom will never be canceled.

Birthers will cling to their delusion, even if Saint Ronnie himself were to ride in on a chariot of fire to deliver Obama's birth certificate.

[Gabi Hayes]

16. hope you're right

and I want Ms. Taitz (sp?), the online lawyer, who revealed the Major's SS number online, to have the starring role

she's the BEST

[Lasher]

23. Birthers are the nuttiest of the fruitcakes.

These same idiots still believe the Clintons systematically murdered dozens of their adversaries. Remember that one?

Never fear, we can count on this source of amusement for some time to come. Throw in the amusing Palin family and a steady stream of hilarious Republican scandals and the fun never ends!

[kestrel91316]

26. Speaking of Saint Ronnie: I've never seen HIS birth certificate.

He was obviously born in Russia.

[SleeplessInAlabama]

10. I demand to see George W. Bush's birth certificate

And I don't want to see any "certification of live birth" either, I want the real BIRTH CERTIFICATE, with no prepositions!

I am interested in making sure every President is legally qualified to have served. I'm currently working on whether or not Washington was really a British plant...

[jmondine]

12. Complete with an imprint of the silver spoon

[The Wizard]

20. What ever happend to

Bush's military records? You know, the ones with the 18 month gap. That's never been rectified.

[waiting for hope]

11. Asshats ...

[Raine]

14. Hah

:spray: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[LeftishBrit]

17. Or rather the big block of wood that passes for their brain!

[polmaven]

19. Brain?????

Birthers have brains????? Who knew? :shrug:

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[tabbycat31]

28. not their ass, Rush's ass

[TaffyMoon]

29. Right On!