Why not bolt through hump-day??? . . . Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

"Glenn, there's really nothing wrong with Washington that a thermal-nuclear strike wouldn't fix! Until something wakes them up, these jokers are just going to repeat their mantras about America's evil past like slavery, colonialism, realignment of foreign governments, CIA involvement, weapon proliferation, relocation of populations, carbon emissions, you name it! . . . (Camera cuts to Beck who is pretending to be a babe in the cradle sucking its thumb and crying) . . . You got it! They're just a bunch of cry babies. And clowns . . . always clowning around. (Beck crosses his eyes, sucks in his cheeks, and waggles his tongue.). They lack intellectual strength and all sense of human dignity. . . (Beck hangs his head and lolls his mouth, pretending to slobber and drool all over his shirt.)"

(I.e., Eric Bolton might not have Ann Coulter's balls, but his mind is just as saturated with unconsidered hatreds and opinions based on the lowest appraisal of man's nature. To make life meager, his main goal.)

[benld74]

1. Captain Kangaroo on Crack!

[skip fox]

2. Good eye?

But would it be simply crack? Or crack with jalapeno enemas, crackling steroids, psychotic dreams, etc.

[Frustratedlady]

3. He looks like the Fuller Brush salesman after he fell into his basket of wares.

I cannot tolerate that man.

I'm SO glad I didn't see the performance of Beck. I know kindergartners who are more mature than that blob of ______ (fill in the blank).

[peekaloo]

4. What exactly do you mean by "tea bag tickler"?

[skip fox]

5. The Republican Party is absolutely NOT the 'Party of No.' We're

the Positive Party, and we're positively saying 'no' to secularism, diplomacy, weighed judgments, considered decisions, abortion on demand, governmental interference in our lives (including the lives of corporations), hesitation before action, talk before escalation, appeasement before annihilation . . . You bet!! Not just not the 'No Party,' we're actually The Positive Party, nothing negative about us."

[Arkana]

6. His mustache...it's slowly taking over his whole face.

[Cyrano]

7. "You know how hard it is to keep your mustache and eyebrows out of the milk bucket?"

[Jane Austin]

8. Eric Bolton? John Bolton....................n/t

[skip fox]

9. You're right, of course.

Thanks,

:)

[Sparkly]

10. "I decided my upper teeth were a waste of toothpaste. Why do you ask?"