WTF Joe the Plumber has a book?

[Botany]

I wonder if he has even read it? :rofl:





By Samuel J. Wurzelbacher with Thomas N. Tabback

Product Description
"Joe The Plumber - Fighting for the American Dream" vividly captures the inside story behind Joe's 2008 Election experience, but also follows Joe's journey of Finding His Faith from
a heartbreaking childhood to the many struggles he has faced in order to be a father to his son. This story is about everything going wrong and turning it around through Faith and
Traditional American Values. Forget about politics! If you're tired of Corrupt Politicians, Terrorist-Sympathizing America-Haters, Corporate Fat-Cat Bail-Outs, and a complicit Federal
Government trampling on your American Dreams, YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK! You will laugh out loud. You will cry. You are going to need some anger management. The challenges,
pitfalls and triumphs of real-life, hardworking American "Joes" have rarely been told in such a refreshingly direct manner.

Discover the truth about what ails our country today, and what you can do about it before it's too late.

Who Is Joe The Plumber?

"Joe The Plumber" was catapulted into the media spotlight after asking then Senator Barack Obama a simple question while he campaigned in Joe's neighborhood. Their famous exchange
has been replayed for millions of viewers the world over. Joe has since become an international folk hero and the ultimate icon of the working class. But what you will discover about this
simple Plumber from Ohio will reach deep down into your soul and inspire that spark of the American Dream that lives within is us all.

[hlthe2b]

1. Straight to the 50cent clearance rack...

[sinkingfeeling]

2. '...struggles he has faced in order to be a father to his son'? Is this the kid he didn't pay child

support for? Too bad he's really not a 'Joe'.

[rurallib]

3. Imagine that "co-author" trying to make some sense out of Sam's

incoherent gurgling?
Anybody want to bet Sammy ain't even read one page of his own book?
BTW makes me think of Jackov Smirnoff who might have said in this case:
"This is a country where a guy who is an incoherent loser and a moron and can become huge hero to half the country. Is this a great country or what?"

[HopeHoops]

4. Joe The Plumber - Dumber than Fuck

More pulp fiction.

[MercutioATC]

Yes, but you have to buy the crayons separately.

[charlie]

5. Good Gawd

A screen full of swollen empty cranium before I scrolled down. That creeped me the fuck out.

[RoccoR5955]

6. It's a COLORING book! n/t

[Quiet_Dem_Mom]

7. And he had a HUGH book signing at Borders when it came out!!

OK. Not so much.

:rofl:

[Botany]

8. I just peed myself a little

Crowd Control is very important

[KittyWampus]

24. at least they don't need porta-potties at the Borders

[hatrack]

9. AAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! GET IT OFF MY SCREEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

(whimper)

[Vickers]

10. "Fighting for the American Dream" Dude, really, you wanna fight for the

American Dream?

Hop your froggy ass down to a recruiting office, sign on the dotted line, and go lay down some covering fire.

:eyes:

Fucking chickenhawk motherfucker.

[SpiralHawk]

16. Republicon Chickenhawks like the pretend "Joe"

love to shoot their big mouths off. And then sit home stuffing their faces with Doritos while our sons and daughters put on uniforms.

Ptoooey on the Vast Phalanx of Republicon Chickenhawks.

[kenfrequed]

11. Ghost written...

Partially ghost written by the same guy that helped write Chuck Norris' book on politics.

[Botany]

14. I wonder if Joe had a ghost reader too?

America is a great country ..... Joe can travel around and speak to whack jobs
for $ for the rest of his days.

[Iggo]

12. And you're advertising it...yikes!

*Un-Rec*

*Hide Thread*

[MADem]

13. A better subtitle might have been "The Politics of Ass-Crackery" perhaps... nt

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

15. Sam the Sham

wooly bullshit.

[Contrary1]

17. Hey Joe,

Why don't you try working for the American dream?

Taken care of that little back taxes problem yet?

[SoCalDem]

18. and his Middle School Library wants it BACK...ASAP n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. "an international folk hero"

:rofl:

Stop, I beg of you. These ribs won't let me sleep for a week. ;)

[Contrary1]

20. Shame on you!

That's the only part of the book JtP wrote himself.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Wrote = scratched in the dirt with a stick.

:)

[Rebubula]

21. UGGGHHHH....

....WHY did you have the picture that big???

I almost puked up my breakfast.

That is a disgusting, hateful moron.

[tantric nun]

22. OMG!!!! I just realized something!

Joe the Plumber is a dead ringer for my landlord!:rofl:

(On a more serious note, I hope there are lots of big pictures in there for all of Joe's fans.)

[Javaman]

25. I didn't know it was possible to read a doorstop. nt