KansDem
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Thu Jul-23-09 12:40 PM
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What would be Cheney’s toll-free number for his super-secret executive assassination ring? |
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Let’s say you’ve been recently installed by the military as dictator of a small country friendly to US corporations. You are eager to take advantage of your position: robbing the country’s treasury, enslaving your people with hunger and substandard work conditions, and taking luxurious vacations to European resorts. But, alas! There’s evidence that a revolution is forming! Got to get the ringleaders! What do you do? You want to maintain a low-profile so an out-and-out military assault on suspected rebel strongholds is out of the question: could be embarrassing and might bring global condemnation. Well, you could call Cheney’s Super-Secret Global Assassination Service and request assistance. But what toll-free number does Cheney have? Some suggestions:
1-800-IDICKEM 1-800-IKILL4U 1-800-RATFUKM 1-800-1EVLSOB 1-800-IGETOIL 1-800-IKILLEM 1-800-ALL4OIL 1-800-GETMNOW 1-800-DEATH4U 1-800-CORPNOW 1-800-GO2HELL 1-800-CRUSHEM 1-800-NODEM4U
Any others?
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eShirl
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Thu Jul-23-09 12:43 PM
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1. I can only think of the obvious |
KansDem
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Thu Jul-23-09 12:45 PM
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2. But that has eight digits/characters... |
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It'll have to be shortened to seven to be functional, unless the final "k" is for appearances only...
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Thu Jul-23-09 12:59 PM
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That was tough getting it down to 7 characters.
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Sun Jul-26-09 04:14 PM
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4. 800-invisibility cloak |
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