Don't be a old cuckold or a young capon . . . please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

"I always desired a low profile, to stand out of the spotlight, fly under the radar. You see, my ego was significantly less important to me than 'compensating,' shall we say, those who somehow didn't recognize the importance of our administration's interests and impeded our efforts in various ways. Staying low means one come at them from the underbelly."

[sakabatou]

1. As you can tell, I have no upper teeth.

[dembotoz]

2. ya give the kitty a karate chop right in the throat before you drop it in the deep fryer

makes it oh so yummy.

[sam sarrha]

3. i like to eat children no taller than this.... i pay a hansom finders fee

[skip fox]

4. "Well, Jim, to answer your question: little animals are best, but really anything that

can raise a good scream."

[tomreedtoon]

5. "I held his head in the toilet just like this."

"And I waited until I saw no bubbles for a full minute or more. Then I pulled his head out and flushed."