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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 08:52 PM
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FREEPERS, come and get some
Edited on Thu Jul-23-09 09:44 PM by DainBramaged
I would like nothing better than to spar with one of you racist, homophobic, flat-headed, uneducated, birther dickweeds. This is when you are usually cruisin here, because you think we all go to bed early. While you all are in a drunken stupor and are running out of Vaseline watching O'Liely and Hanninazi, we here are still awake and guarding the proverbial hen house (oops, I know you also prefer chickens, so I'll refrain from that particular reference, don't want you to use up that Vaseline too quick). And your whore-mongering Senators and Governators is pounding the pooch not just repainting a dress, so I guess we should throw them out 'cause they is immoral like you said Bill Clinton was, the last President to reign over TWO terms of peace and prosperity, two words that asswipe Georgie Bush don't know. Oh, and Georgie in the end (in the end, another word sequence you are deathly afraid of)said God wasn't his co-pilot, so I guess you be REALLY out in the cold now, what with that Eric Cantor dude thinking he is all cute and stuff when in reality he like all of your buddies up on the Hill, takes their message from Frankie Luntz every day,
'cause like most of you Pukes, you're too stoopid to think for yourselves.

So come on in. The water is warm and decidedly hostile, just like in Alaska where that Ho wolf killer quitter loser is packing up the house and preparing to go take millions in endorsements while you stoopid bastits waste another bottle of Vaseline.

OH and who is gonna be your President candidate in 2012, Liz Cheney? I heard she was in love with a carrot, so I guess she'll be busy.

PS we have spell check, but since yous is used to some of my words being spelled the way you likes 'em, I didn't correct them so you wouldn't get all confused like.

All my love, Dain

PSS

Here's a partial list of all the fucks who are your 'leaders" enjoy. (Contribution made by a forgotten DU'er who put this list together)



John McCain - Left his first wife after she had been severely injured in an automobile accident for a rich former rodeo beauty queen 18 years his junior. Investigated by the Senate Ethics Committee for attempting to influence federal regulators inquiring into the Lincoln Savings and Loan, owned by McCain's friend and campaign contributor Charles Keating. Between 1984 and 1986, McCain failed to disclose over $15,000 worth of trips and gifts from junk bond king Charles Keating on his financial disclosure forms, and only reimbursed Keating after the scandal broke.

Cindy McCain - Stole drugs to feed her drug habit, including Percocet and Vicodin, from her own nonprofit medical relief organization, American Voluntary Medical Team. An AVMT employee, who had discovered her illegal drug use, tipped off the Drug Enforcement Administration and a federal investigation ensued resulting in McCain paying the costs of the government's investigation.

George HW Bush - Linda Tripp says had he an affair with a woman named Jennifer Fitzgerald while president.

George W. Bush - Convicted of drunk driving. Lied to congress and US citizens about Iraq's nuclear capability just to justify his pre-emptive war. Covered up Saudi aid to 9-11 hijackers. Lied on a juror form about his arrest record, a felony in Texas. Lawsuit filed by Christian book writer Margie Schoedinger claimed Bush raped and harrassed her. She was found dead of a gunshot wound 9 months after filing the lawsuit.

Neil Bush - Fined for his "ethical disability" in Silverado savings and loan investigation. Cost to tax payers: 1 billion dollars (still paying interest), Cost to Bush: $0. The $50,000 fine was paid by a banking deregulation lobby. Admitted that he had sex with prostitutes while on trips to Thailand and Hong Kong.

Jeb Bush - Defaulted on a $4,56 million loan from Broward Federal Savings in Sunrise, Florida. After federal regulators closed the S&L, the office building that gave Jeb used that loan, the $4.56 million to finance was reappraised by the regulators to $.5 million, which Bush and his partners paid, thereby leaving the taxpayers with a $4 million LOSS.

Columba Bush - Smuggled $16,000 worth of clothes and jewelry into the US after a trip from France.

George P. Bush - Broke into ex-girlfriend's house and drove circles in her front yard with his car during a fit of rage.

John "Jebby" Bush - Caught by the police with his pants down in a parking lot, having sex with a teen-age girl.

Noelle Bush - Arrested for prescription fraud. Ordered by a judge to attend a rehabilitation program. During her time at the facility, Bush was found in contempt of court twice - once after being accused of taking prescription pills from a nurse's office and once after she was caught with cocaine.

Barbara and Jenna Bush - Arrested at an Austin restaurant, Jenna for trying to use a fake ID and Barbara for being in possession of alcohol. Jenna had received a citation in April 2001 for possessing alcohol. Her boyfriend was jailed in March, 2001, and was released to the Secret Service.

Dick Cheney - Convicted at least twice for drunk driving. Received five draft deferments from serving in Vietnam because he "had other priorities in the sixties than military service."

Tom DeLay - Had to resign in disgrace as House majority leader after a Texas grand jury indicted him on a conspiracy charge stemming from a long-running campaign finance investigation. Admonished by House ethics committee three times for unethical behavior.

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby - Indicted on five charges related to the CIA leak probe: one count of obstruction of justice, two counts of perjury and two counts of making false statements. He was convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice in a grand jury's investigation of the outing of CIA operative Valierie Plame. The trial also implicated Karl Rove and Dick Cheney in a campaign to discredit her husband, retired diplomat and Iraq war critic Joe Wilson.

Paul D. Wolfowitz - Served as U.S. Deputy Secretary of Defense for George W Bush and considered the architect of the Iraq War. Nominated by Bush for president of the World Bank, where he became involved in a relationship with World Bank Senior Communications Officer (and Acting Manager of External Affairs) for the Middle East and North Africa Regional Office Shaha Ali Riz, despite the organization's own ethics rules precluding simultaneous employment of couples if one reports to the other even indirectly through a chain of supervision. Wolfowitz promoted her to a job at the state department under Liz Cheney, the daughter of the vice-president, resulting in a raise of over $60,000, as well as guarantees of future increases, more than double the amount allowed under employee guidelines, while keeping her on the World Bank payroll.

Larry Craig - Idaho's anti-gay Republican Senator was arrested and pled guilty to soliciting gay sex in an airport restroom in June 2007.

Glenn Murphy Jr. - Chairman of the Clark County Republican Party and president of the Young Republican National Federation accosted two men by attempting to perform oral sex on them as they slept.

David Vitter - A "family-values far-right conservative" Senator from Lousiana, had an affair with a prositute in 1999 and admitted to a "serious sin" after his telephone number was disclosed by the so-called "D.C. Madam" in 2007. Lost a lawsuit for assulting a woman at a town hall meeting. Had a pack with white supremacist David Duke to suppress the black vote.

John Ensign - Admitted he had an extramarital affair with a staffer after the threat of being blackmailed.

S.C. Governor Mark Sanford - Disappeared for a week without telling anyone, including his wife and State Law Enforcement Division, which provides security for him. Later Sanford's spokesman told the press that Sanford was hiking the Appalachian Trail. After returning to duty, he admitted he had actually been in Argentina with his mistress.

Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after "sexually explicit" emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy.

Ted Haggard - Adviser to George W Bush on "spiritual matters" and fervent homophobe who resigned his leadership of the National Association of Evangelicals and stepped aside as pastor of his church after admitting to having a three year affair with a male prostitute and using methamphetamine.

Bob Allen, Florida Republican representing District 32 of the State House of Representatives, arrested 7/11/07 for solicitation for prostitution after he solicited an undercover male officer inside a public restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20. Before his arrest, Representative Bob Allen sponsored a failed bill that would have tightened the state's prohibition on public sex. He also has been a supporter of amending the state constitution to ban same-sex marriage and has opposed a bill to curb bullying of gay students. After his arrest, he blamed his actions on a fear of African-Americans!

Coy Privette, the president of the Christian Action League, a North Carolina ultraconservative Christian political organization based in Raleigh, arrested on 7/19/07 for soliciting prostitution after paying his hookers with checks and then reporting then stolen. Privette also served as a Republican in the N.C. Legislature from 1984 to 1992 and has been a member of the board of commissioners in Cabarrus County since 1998.

Philip Giordano, Republican mayor of Waterbury, Conn., was convicted of paying a crack-addicted prostitute to bring her daughter and niece to him for sexual encounters in 2000 and 2001, when they were 8 and 10. He was sentenced to 37 years in prison for sexually abusing the two girls.





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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:15 PM
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1. WHAT, almost 20 minutes and you Reich-wing Goptards ain't biting?
Just think, if Sarah Failing had been VP and was quitting now, and old McPain was being wheeled around like your last hero RAYgun was, this country would be just like it was during the Depression, and yous guys wouldn't even be able to pawn your guns and ammo for fud. So what's it gonna be, stay stoopid and watch your party become irrelevant over the next three years (I know, you need that DICKshanary again) or are you going to wake up and realize that it's our turn to straighten out the messes you douche bags created over the past 14 years.

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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:37 PM
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7. It's kind of weird
when people don't get any responses to their OP, so they post to it themselves.

Is it a need to be noticed?

Some stuff just doesn't invite a response................
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:38 PM
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10. SAY WHAT?
:hi: :hug:
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:41 PM
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12. tee hee
:hi:

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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:25 PM
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2. Did you forget Diaper Davie? (Rep Sen. David Vitter)
Edited on Thu Jul-23-09 09:26 PM by Sarah Ibarruri
www.righthandthief.blogspot.com/2007/07/canal-steet-madam-says-vitter-was.html

www.nowpublic.com/us_senator_has_diaper_fetish_0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG_iySl2eLM
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:37 PM
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8. OMG it must be because I'm tired!!!!!


And I forgot Bobby "Be my Neighbor" Jindal.


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Sarah Ibarruri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:38 PM
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9. That's much better. :-) nt
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ControlledDemolition Donating Member (901 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:39 PM
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11. Mark Foley should also get a mention! n/t
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:29 PM
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3. I'm sorry, but sparring with the insensate is rarely satisfying.
They can't feel it, or understand it.

Really... it's just like hitting a heavy bag.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:32 PM
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4. A heavy bag full of rancid cheeze whiz.
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:34 PM
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6. Ok... that's even LESS satisfying. n/t
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:42 PM
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13. does cheez whiz go rancid?
:rofl:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:45 PM
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14. Doesn't it have the same lifespan as Twinkies?
:rofl:
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:56 PM
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15. Put it in a warm, humid, southern climate in front of a radio playing Rush Limbaugh for 10 years
and it'll turn. I guarantee it.
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EmeraldCityGrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:33 PM
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5. hehe...thanks, I feel much better now!
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Naturyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 09:59 PM
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16. Good writing, but kind of a lame challenge
Everyone (including the Freepers) knows that your would-be opponents will get tombstoned very quickly.

The challenge would be more impressive on their home turf.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 10:05 PM
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17. ....and those are just the ones that were CAUGHT.
The den of self-hating vice that is the REPUBLICAN party has only been exposed 5%.

These self-hating theocrats are very good at hiding their pecadillos.
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Bobbie Jo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 10:07 PM
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18. Woot! K&R
:rofl:
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 10:11 PM
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19. Now that is the kind of slapping around that I needed to read tonight...
It's one of the first posts I've read tonight and I SO NEEDED TO HEAR THAT!
And for that, I thank you.
And thank you again.

I work with Freepers and hardly a day goes by that I just don't want to grab one of them and bash their heads into a wall because they are so FUCKING stupid and ignorant and blind.

Talking about "Obama wants socialism!" and they couldn't spell the fucking word if you gave them a crayon, and held a gun to their empty Jesus filled heads.

I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT!
I'm mad as hell, and I can't take it anymore.

Tonight, you are my hero.

And the "re-painting a dress line" was borderline genius.

:toast: :pals: :fistbump: :pals: :toast:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 10:18 PM
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20. My life is complete now, thanks for making me laugh
well, that's all ole Bill did was repaint that dress, he didn't take no fucking trip to Canada or nuthin.........
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Jim Lane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 11:05 PM
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21. How soon we forget -- poor Vito Fossella doesn't even make the list
Republican Congressman from Staten Island, stopped for running a red light in Virginia. Traffic violation isn't enough, turns out he was drunk. DUI isn't enough, turns out he was en route to visit his mistress. Adultery isn't enough, turns out he was en route to visit his mistress and their two-year-old child.

Poster boy for Republican family values -- values family so much he had two of them, in different states.

Refused to resign but didn't run for re-election in 2008. Seat now held by a Democrat.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-23-09 11:15 PM
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22. GREAT hit, yes, how quick we forget, and HE was a scumbag
nd HERE is his mug shot



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ControlledDemolition Donating Member (901 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 02:35 AM
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26. Family values... anyone who promotes them probably isn't living them! n/t
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 12:16 AM
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23. This is like looking directly at the sun for these fucknuts.
I know this one is local, but it's only a few months old and too good to omit.
Former Cook GOP Chairman: No Prostitutes At Home
Police Report Says Gary Skoien Was Attacked By Wife After She Found Him With 2 Prostitutes
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/gary.skoien.prostitutes.2.957167.html
and follow-up here...
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/eni.skoien.charges.2.1007847.html

Further proof that GOP stands for Grand Ole' Perverts.
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 12:19 AM
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24. dup
Edited on Fri Jul-24-09 12:27 AM by Snarkoleptic
.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 04:46 AM
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27. ANOTHER one gets on the 'Family Values' bus, or should I say falls off....
Edited on Fri Jul-24-09 04:53 AM by DainBramaged
Paul Stanley

With the veritable plethora of Republican hypocrites available to us on the national stage, we rarely have time to look through local reports for small-time bad actors.

owever, in the case of Tennessee state Sen. Paul Stanley, the story was just too good to pass up. The 47-year-old Republican chairman of the Tennessee Senate Commerce Committee and representative of Germantown is well-known in the state for his strong family values stance. And where there's blustering over family values, there's usually hypocrisy.

News of a sting operation this past April was somehow kept quiet until this week, when Tennessee learned that Stanley had been the victim of an attempted blackmail after evidence of a sexual relationship with one of his interns was used to try to extort $10,000 from the senator.

McKensie Morrison, referred to as 22 and 23 years old in different local news accounts, is a student and legislative intern in Stanley's office for the 2009 season. Her boyfriend, Joel Watts, told authorities he discovered a computer memory disc with explicit photos of Morrison that appeared to be taken in Stanley's apartment (how Watts knew Stanley was sexually involved with Morrison and/or what the senator's apartment looks like is as yet unexplained).

Watts contacted the senator to get the payment in exchange for the disc and his silence. Stanley -- who is married with two children -- then contacted the Tennessee Bureau of Investigations, which set up the sting that resulted in Watts' arrest.

Much has been made of the legislation Stanley sponsored that would prohibit gay people from adopting. But a closer look at the language of the bill (relegated to committee) reveals that, under the bill "any individual who is living with another person and is involved in a sexual relationship with that person ("cohabitating") outside of a marriage that is valid under the constitution would not be allowed to adopt a minor child." The bill explicitly states that "it would apply to cohabitating opposite-sex and same-sex individuals."



http://blog.buzzflash.com/honors/198
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 02:26 AM
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25. beautiful
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 06:20 AM
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28. You can has K&R!!
kthnx :hug:

Badass post DB!! :yourock:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 08:38 AM
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29. OHAI
Kthanks to.

:hug:
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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 11:20 AM
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30. K&R
:kick:
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 08:39 PM
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31. OK Freeper GOPTards, it's Friday night, we're here, a LOT of us are
Edited on Fri Jul-24-09 08:45 PM by DainBramaged
QUITE (HAHA fooled ya) ready to spar KNOWING that you are probably tired of looking at those Man Coulter book covers in the bathroom
and think you can slip in here and carpet bomb this site with your insight and wisdom in tobacco chawing. WRONG, we'll be here to spit right back at ya. Besides, what better place to get some entertainment than at the amazing DU,

where we can post PICTURES

unlike your favorite social network site Free (haha) Republic . Here we use pictures to help yous learn just like ole GW used to have done for him while he was a waiting to meet world leaders and to teach about the evil of the Main Stream Media (yes, FAUX News IS the MSM since more of you gophers watch than the rest of us watch CNN and M$NoBodyCares) and how they've rotted your brains. Why, your heroes

Sean and Rush

laugh at yous guys all the way to the bank while you're sucking down those Pabst's. So come on in , spend a few minutes yelling us how you like to polish your big guns and how having NO health care is good for America, why paying NO taxes is good for us because if we're invaded by those evil Chinese that makes everything (or aliens) they'll be no one except you drunk fucks to fight them off. And you can tell us how good olde GW made it for all of you (while you adjust the tin foil on the coat hanger on the TeeVee one of us threw out 'cause it DIGITAL now tin foil don't work).

We're waiting.


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Union Yes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-24-09 10:16 PM
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32. Freeper heads would've popped 1/3 of the way through that. knr
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-26-09 07:18 PM
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33. JUST to celebrate the end of Sarah FAILING's goober-notorious career...
Edited on Sun Jul-26-09 07:19 PM by DainBramaged
and to give you lurking Freepers something to choke on, I thought I'd gratuitously bump this thread.


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