Isn't Mark Sanford about due for a trip to Argentina

[rurallib]

to see his true love, his souls mate?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. Instead,

he's taking his wife to Europe, along with the kids, on a family vacation.

Imagine how much fun THAT will be!!

[rurallib]

2. Imagine the conversations

"So what you been up to Mark?"
"Want to take a guess at the kids' names?"
"Does that woman look like you-know-who?"

[Sarah Ibarruri]

4. You're joking, right? nt

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. Nope -

check the schedule...........

[Sarah Ibarruri]

6. Then his wife is a prostitute.

That's what someone is who forgives someone else in exchange for money and power.

Not to mention that if my hubby left on Father's Day weekend to go shtoop his girlfriend instead of being with his kids, he'd be experiencing a very interesting divorce.

Stupid, stupid woman.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

7. Or a devout Christian woman -

who honestly believes that "for better or worse" is at play here and who has it in her heart to forgive him.

She's a far better woman than I am.................

[Sarah Ibarruri]

9. Devout Christian woman is not, in my opinion, a compliment...

I've seen what devout Christian women have done to the U.S. in the past few decades, and it's not pretty.

[bridgit]

3. I'm sure that in his head he's already there, zoooom!

[TexasObserver]

8. I want him to marry Octomom and Kate, and call it Really Big Love.

[Tikki]

10. Old Europe, eh?!!...won't that just remind him more of...

old wife....


Tikki