Pepper spray your family with love!

[Miss Authoritiva]

Pepper spray your family with love!

Yeesh, I wandered away from Freeperland for a few hours to ponder American Thinker‘s big question --

Is Senator Kennedy's life valuable enough to dedicate millions of dollars to extending it another month, another day, another year?

-- and the revolution started without me, although it did start just in time for the Q3 Freepathon.

We have reached the point where the government's long train of abuses and usurpations has achieved absolute Despotism, therefore it is our right, it is our duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for our future security.

Therefore, We the People of America choose to exercise our right to throw off and alter the abusive government by peacefully recalling and removing from office….

Yada yada yada, long story short: Hillary Clinton becomes president.

There are thousands of partially and completely un-thought-out details in the Freeper Manifesto, but three things are for damn sure: no healthcare reform, no tax collections, and no semi-colons.

I’d say the freepi are tripping balls except they don’t actually have the equipment…. One freeper, planning ahead, calls for the immediate donning of protective gear and the start of teargas training.

So if everyone now begins their teargas training, one might march a bit longer.

Just go down and purchase some pepper spray and bottled water. Line up your family and given (sic) a good shot.... then another.

Blindly, while choking, salivating, and crying, lean your heads back and administer the bottled water to the face.

Now, don't forget the thick pieces of card board in your torso and thigh areas to soften the impact of the rubber bullets.

Always.... always pad up around the upper back and neck so not to give in after the first blow of the trudge on (sic).

Remember this if you spot some families padded up like the Widettes, blasting each other with pepper spray this weekend (weather and MLB schedule permitting).


Via Grace Nearing @ Scriptoids

[PretzelWarrior]

1. outSTANDING. buwahahahha! buncha cardboard festooned hillbillies

shooting pepper spray at each other. I am getting a visual of Delmer shooting his cousin....the cousin takes off running, busted cardboard armor trailing behind as he blindly slams head on into a tree.

END OF LESSON 1

[Berry Cool]

2. They cannot be serious.

These people have gone around the bend.