The GOP Poems humor funny

[1968Camaro80]

The GOP Poems

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The Palin Poem
I reworded this poem from "Hillbilly Love Poem"  
 
The Palin Poem



Sarah Palin fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe the Plumber.
She was so happy bout it all,
she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Sarah Gal"
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know,
but Joe SixPack is yo half-brother.
So Sarah forgot about her Joe SixPack and planned to marry Todd the Mudflats.
But, after telling pappy this
he said "There's trouble still".

You can't marry Todd the Mudflats, my gal,
and please don't tell yo mother,
cause Todd the Mudflats and Joe SixPack and several mo I know is yo half-brother"

But Mama knew and said "Honey chile, 
do what makes yo happy.

Marry Todd the Mudflats or marry Joe SixPack, 
You ain't no kin to pappy!"



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The Corn Poem, by Lynx
Commemorating Bush's visit to Iowa  
http://democratpride.tripod.com/jokes.html 
 


The Corn Poem, by Lynx
(Commemorating Bush's visit to Iowa)
Where corn grows tall
And hogs are slopped,
In Iowa, George Bush had stopped,
To gain votes of the patriotic
And treat them like they're idiotic.
George Bush then tried to hide his scorn
By gnawing on an ear of corn.
To eat it raw, a fool's idea,
For it would give him diarrhea.
George Bush does never stop to think,
His war's not all that makes a stink.
It took his own digestive tract,
To read George Bush the riot act.
(Now we know why he's so full of shit!)



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(I reworded the poem)

The Corn Poem,
Where corn grows tall
And hogs are slopped,
In Iowa, GOP had stopped,
To gain votes of the patriotic
And treat them like they're idiotic.
GOP then tried to hide their scorn
By gnawing on an ear of corn.
To eat it raw, a fool's idea,
For it would give them diarrhea.
GOP does never stop to think,
Their war's not all that makes a stink.
It took their own digestive tract,
To read GOP the riot act.
Now we know why they are so full of shit
 
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http://stonesthrowfrominsanity.blogspot.com/2009/03/gop-poem.html 

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Julian R. Traas 23rd of March, 2009
   
Goober-heads who are Outrageously Perverted

To Lobbyists ‘n bankers, the Economy you subletted
And we Progressives are supposedly soft-headed?
Hey, GOP, there’s lots you don’t understand
Before you bash Barack, why don’t you craft your own plan?

Remember thirty years of forced deregulation?
You Conservatives brought to its knees the whole damned nation
Basically, anyone who wasn’t born into a rich station,
Had to watch while their 401Ks—their pensions—caved in

Michael Steele, get your s*** together!
Just ‘cause you’re black, we gotta like you better?
Feels like you Republicans've been around foreverWhy don’t you all piss off and come back never?

How could I not mention the Demon-Man, Limbaugh
C’mon, he can’t help his head’s filled with straw
Maybe, someday, the crevice where his heart was will thaw
Or, one day, against violent hate-speech, they’ll pass a law
Until then, I can only listen on in awe
As that foul-mouthed blowfish spews ooze from his maw

We almost elected Johnny Mac (with Cindy, his Stepford Wife)
“The fundamentals of the Economy are strong,”
Someone gouge out my eardrums with a knife!
While everyone else can’t eat and put their kids through college
Born rich, he’ll die rich, in a seven-house life of privilege

Sarah Palin, twenty-twelve, give me a break!
That Lady Moose/Wolf-Killer,
Who doesn’t know what magz she reads and speaks in filler,
I’d rather have my ass (both cheeks) get bit by a snake

At least “John Wayne” McCain’ll be pushing seventy-six
But, in terms of Republican candidates, there’ll always be plenty of Dicks

Julian R. Traas23rd of March, 2009

[Rhiannon12866]

1. Very clever! K&R.

Welcome to DU, 1968Camaro80! It's great to have you with us! Quite a post... :toast: :hi: