Just an inquiry - has anyone seen Crazy Racist Uncle Pat

[Democrat 4 Ever]

Buchanan on any MSNBC show since Rachel shredded him in the wood chipper? Has Tweety had him back? Know that Keith would never have him on, what about Shuster or Joe the Dead Intern? What about during the new day time shows? I know he has a contract with the network but I don't recall seeing him. Of course, in all honesty, I don't watch Dead Intern, and only catch a few minutes of Tweety or Shuster from time to time. He'll always have a home with Joe but has he even has the nerve to bring the old coot back on?

I can only hope that racist crazy old man has finally dug his hole deep enough that we won't be seeing him anymore.

[Deep13]

1. He's at home washing his Klan suit and building crosses to burn. nt

[Are_grits_groceries]

2. He is vacationing

under a bridge to nowhere.

[yellowcanine]

3. I don't understand how Pat "KKK" Buchanan sees anything. He always has his eyes closed.

[Catshrink]

4. There was a thread about this last night..

He is very conspicuously absent -- I'd expect him to be weighing in on the Gates arrest.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6134222&mesg_id=6134222

[abbeyco]

6. OMG, the whole Gates thing must be making him nuts!

Can't you see him at home, screaming all of his best racist rants into a mirror, using a hairbrush as a microphone?

Hell, he probably has some stuffed animals, dressed in white sheets, around the house that he uses as his audience during his home tirades when he's not allowed on the air.

:rofl:

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Like singing into a hairbrush? Makes me think of Tom Cruise...

in his underwear and socks, sliding across the floor, lip-synching Bob Segar.

And now that I've firmly planted the image of Pat Buchanan, in his underwear and socks, sliding across the waxed floor, lip-synching David Duke.....well, all I can say is, you don't have to thank me. No, really. I do this sort of thing out of the goodness of my heart...:-)

[tularetom]

5. He's practicing his emphatic hand chop and outraged screech

In preparation for the next time he gets asked about somebody who isn't white achieves something.