Float off on end-of-week's cloud, but first come CAPTION!!! (The Blond Birther!)

[skip fox]

Orly Taitz', attorney, dentist, and real estate agent, is saying:

"A Certificate of Live Birth' is NOT the same as a 'A Birth Certificate.' First thing, as anybody can tell, is it's got almost twice as many words. It adds 'of' and 'Live.' Now any reasonable person would ask who added those words and why. Did they plan on having certificates of 'dead birth'? My god, people, this is SICK!!! And do normal poeple think that way? No way!!! You can tell in the notice of a moment's eye that this is a forgery made by alien abortion doctors, and I don't mean from Mexico. Anybody can see that!"

[boobooday]

1. Would you let this woman drill your teeth? n/t

[yellowcanine]

12. Heh, you used "woman" and "drill" in the same sentence.

[Buzz Clik]

2. "The meter is running on my 15 minutes of fame. I will not waste one second."

[izzybeans]

3. isn't that the prostitute that bit the ShamWow guy?

[MineralMan]

4. A year ago, nobody knew my name. Now, all the Freepers do.

[CoffeeCat]

5. "Yes it's true everyone...

...I believe that we all float up to a paradise in the sky, escorted by winged creatures wearing halos and white dresses. I also believe
that a man named Noah built an ark which housed every animal in the world--including velociraptors and tigers which didn't eat the sheep
or kitties! However! I don't believe that this government-certified, original birth certificate from Barack Obama is real! MORE PROOF
IT NEEDED DAMNIT!!"

[hobbit709]

6. Orly Taitz', attorney, dentist, and real estate agent

That tells you all you need to know about her.
And she's most likely equally proficient at all three occupations->0=>0=>0.

[skip fox]

7. Here is an actual summary of Ms. Wacko's beliefs (all true):

"Obama has failed to produce a true copy of his Hawaii birth certificate; the birth documentation he has produced may be a forgery; Obama may have forged his selective service documents; he may have as many as 25 social security numbers; one of those numbers may have originated in Connecticut and indicates he's over 100 years old; he may have enrolled at Occidental College as a foreign exchange student; he may be guilty of wire fraud, social security fraud, mail fraud and other unspecified fraudulent acts related to his presidential campaign and various charitable organizations; and he may have held closed-door meetings with the U.S. Supreme Court in which he intimidated them into rejecting any cases challenging his citizenship. Oh, and these crimes may amount to treason."



All from a reporter's notebook this at:

http://www.firedupmissouri.com/content/birthers-long-list-non-birther-still-very-important-conspiracy-theories

[rateyes]

8. That's the same damned picture I saw when I

looked up the phrase "racist piece of shit" in the encyclopedia this morning.

[YOY]

9. I thought Jon Steward nailed her as the "Missing Gabor Sister"

n.t.

[zbdent]

10. "and this is the faked birth certificate of gravity ..."

[skip fox]

11. Ms. Wack-Job is saying (think hot, projectile vomit):

"And I have proof right here that Hawaii wasn't admitted to the Union until August 21, 1962, not 1959!!!!! Obama was born over two weeks before!! This is more proof, not only that Obama's not a citizen, but that the liberals have been changing all the textbooks. Note how they take the date back 3 years. Not just the 1 or 2 you'd expect. They were trying to throw us off course, believing that we'd think 3 years was just too preposterous . . . but they sure the heck don't know the likes of me!!!!"

[blogslut]

13. ...

[skip fox]

14. "I have a special aluminum wig made to look blond so that when they come

they won't be able to read my mind. And I'm not into probes. At least since last New Years."