GOP to introduce it's health care plan next week! (leaked details)

[Omaha Steve]

1. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooter's!

2. Directions to your Dr.'s office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

4. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

5. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges" is not a typographical
error.

6. The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

7. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

8. The only Proctologist (butt Dr.) in the plan is "Gus," from Roto Rooter.

9. You asked for Viagra and they gave you a popsicle stick and duct tape.

[wryter2000]

1. Katie Couric runs it as her top story

"Republicans to give poor people apples."

[annabanana]

2. HA. . . (but I see numbers there.. You know that Repug plans never

have numbers)

[mmonk]

3. Good analysis.

[bobbolink]

4. That's great...thanks! It would be funny if it wasn't so damned onTARGET!

[rurallib]

5. Prescriptions consist of three Hail Marys and a reading from the bible.

[AndyA]

6. LEAKED: Republican Health Care Plan!