The greatest thing about JFK: He had two brains

[berniebern]

New York Times (1998):

In the board's effort to expand and clarify the record, details surfaced suggesting that two brain examinations may have been conducted at the Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Md., raising questions about the authenticity of the brain examined.

To those of you who may not be familiar with the subject, read the document that is probably the BEST evidence supporting conspiracy: The Home memo.

Basically, interviews with Bethesda witness including the autopsy doctors in the90's reveal that a brain was examined the Monday Kennedy's body was buried. (November 25th), because of course, the doctors were being rushed because the brain had to be available for the burial. That was the REAL brain, and that autopsy occured Monday morning. Kennedy was buried Monday afternoon.

Then there was another brain examination conducted around November 29 (When Kennedy's body and brain were buried), where Dr. Humes and Boswell examined a FAKE brain that they KNEW to be not Kennedy's.

Finally, I leave you with the diagram provided by Douglas Home, researcher and part of the staff of the Assassination Records Review Board:

[optimal-tomato]

1. Maybe it's wrong of me to think this...

But based on your title, I thought it was the set up of a joke.

"I didn't know JFK had two brains."

"He did after Oswald was done with him."

[Ohio Joe]

2. OH MY GOD!

President Kennedy was an alien! I knew I never saw his birth certificate!

Welcome to DU!

[Maccagirl]

3. Damnit-he got away with everything!

n/t