F-22 jet can shoot homosexual agenda down in flames

[Fumesucker]

I don't trust myself to comment on this email lest I have a stroke from laughing too hard..

Suffice it to say that the F-22 makes the baby Jebus smile..

http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gmail-f-22-jet-can-shoot-homosexual-agenda-down-in-flames.pdf

[madrchsod]

1. what in the f**k was that?

[Fumesucker]

2. That was Fapping radiation..

Emanating from the naked Wingularity..

http://wingularity.wordpress.com/

[Jackpine Radical]

3. I dunno, but my guess would be that it's simply an over-the-top attempt

to induce hysteria in some poor benighted fundy souls in the interest of getting them to pour forth money. Keep those prayers and contributions coming. The prayers are optional.

[burning rain]

4. That's weirder than a Wonkette comment I recall,...

to the effect that without the F-22, how will we defend ourselves against the Paultards when they come for us in their blimp?

[realisticphish]

5. "Pedophile Protection Act"

:rofl:

Though a little bit o' :scared: too

[fujiyama]

6. Someone has to photoshop Jesus in a fighter jet!

[kenny blankenship]

7. Because it can evade our Gaydar?

So, F-22, you think you can just flounce in here and shoot down the Gay Agenda because you have stealth technology and "nobody can see you"? The heat signature from your tailpipe is a MILE WIDE, bitch! You won't sneak up on anybody and we don't need radar to know you're around. Nothing will stop the Gay Agenda!

I'm doing my gayest scoffing voice right now.

[Truth2Tell]

8. This hit my email yesterday.

I thought about dropping it on DU then decided to let it die. It is amusing tho, ain't it?

[donheld]

9. I believe the F-22 is history

If i'm not mistaken the votes are in and the F-22 is cut off

[Ken Burch]

10. And, for the record, that is the F-22 that the Pentagon itself didn't want

Never could figure out why Congress was fighting for it when the Round Square itself was against it.

[BlooInBloo]

11. (facepalm)

[provis99]

12. hmmm, well, the author is a paranoid psychopath

Chaplain Klingerschmitt or whatever his real name is, needs to be seen by a shrink. The crazy dude probably touches himself in a profane manner everytime he whispers "homosexual agenda" to himself.