Do Born-Agains Have To Produce 2 Birth Certificates?

[lame54]

:shrug:

[imdjh]

1. Good one. I also like , "Do vegan infants breast feed?"

[Control-Z]

28. That is a good question.

I assume human milk consumption is permitted?

[imdjh]

31. quoted from Claire on Six Feet Under

I think it was actually , "Do Vegan mothers breast feed?"

[opihimoimoi]

2. LOL :o)

[Historic NY]

3. see

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x466827

[Hekate]

4. Baptismal certificate, sometimes. But Pagans are either born right the first time...

... or, conversely, born again and again and again.

Hekate

[MajorChode]

5. Donno, but I am curious as to how that process works

[DemocratSinceBirth]

15. Born Again Christians Are Born Twice

The first birth is a physical birth. The second birth is a spiritual or metaphysical rebirth. A person is born of the water (his or her mother's womb) and of the spirit (faith).

If you're really interested I can elaborate.


PEACE
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[lame54]

16. not really

[DemocratSinceBirth]

17. No Problem. I Thought Major Was

I love to share my witness with folks that are interested.


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DSB

[MajorChode]

18. I was just thinking maybe there's a secret ceremony...

Something like you get all your relatives, friends and neighbors together, put on a bald cap, strip bare ass, and dive through a big hairy vagina made out of old lady garage sale wigs and used inner tubes. Then they haul you up by the legs and someone dressed up like a doctor spanks your bare ass until you cry.

I might have it all wrong though, but that's just how I always envisioned it.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

21. Nah

It's just a metaphysical rebirth. Your character changes or hopefully changes.


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DSB

[MajorChode]

22. Bummer

[DemocratSinceBirth]

25. It's Really Cool

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[Control-Z]

29. Just about the Birth Certificate -eom

[merh]

6. I like to ask the anti-abortion folks if their conception date is on their

birth certificate or do they have a certificate of conception and if they celebrate the conception day over their birthday.

[dipsydoodle]

7. And also

does the time and place, front or back seat , need to be entered on the pink slip of the car in which they were conceived.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

8. You do know this old joke, don't you??

What is the definition of a shiftless bastard?

Baby conceived in a car with an automatic transmission.


:rofl: :toast:

:bounce: :rofl:

[dipsydoodle]

9. Excellent.

All I remembered, allowing for the fact I'm UK , was an old one liner from one of your comedians about the guy who was born in Chevrolet.

I'll sure remember your one now. :thumbsup:

[merh]

27. oh, that's good, that's very, very good

*makingnotesonsnarkcard*

[tavalon]

10. Oh, my God!

You may have just found me a loophole! See, when I was a gullible child, I accepted Jesus into my heart and became saved and baptized in a Southern Baptist church. Nowadays, I'm a practicing Wiccan and imagining myself getting stuck with those losers was concerning. But, if there's no acceptable birth certificate, then there is no contract, now is there?

You made my day!:evilgrin:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

14. There Are Many Good Folks Who Call Themselves "Born Again"

I don't think you mean to suggest that Dr. Martin Luther King, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Al Gore, and Jimmy Carter, to name a few are or were "losers".

[tavalon]

33. Nope, I mean to imply, nay, say that I regret my decision when I was a child

[saltpoint]

11. And do they have 2 belly buttons?

[H2O Man]

12. Yes.

And in order to get married, they have to produce one death certificate.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

13. I Have A Birth Certficate And A Baptismal Certificate

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[whistler162]

19. No but would you please produce

the sanity certification you where given upon leaving the institute!

[lame54]

20. I made it into a hat

[Fumesucker]

23. No, but they do have twice the normal number of birth defects.. n/t

[greguganus]

24. Bashing Christians...just another day on DU. n/t

[DemocratSinceBirth]

26. The Problem Is When You Start Shooting Indiscrimininately You Might End Up Shooting A Friend

I have no problem reconciling my Christianity and my progressive beliefs nor does or did President Obama, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, and Dr. King for starters.


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[merh]

30. God has a sense of humor

You need to try to find your's, so you can be more godlike.

BTW, there isn't anything wrong with the question. It is a valid question and some religions do provide the certificate - it may just be a baptismal certificate, but it memorializes the date that one is born again into faith.

[ensho]

32. lol - you have a point

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