"One more cup of coffee for the road . . ." Come on, DU, . . . let's CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

Lawn Candy is saying "Color me stupid, but I can never remember seeing his 'Human Certificate.' Doesn't the Constitution say you have to be human to run for the Presidency? Sure it does!!! Either that or my pit-bull could run for office. . . . And I sure can't remember Obama proving he is human. . . . No Cat scans. No MRIs. No DNA testing. . . . Sure makes you wonder, doesn't it???"

[Buzz Clik]

1. Thank you for not polluting DU with a picture of Sean Hannity.

And, no one could possibly improve on your caption. Time to lock the thread.

[skip fox]

2. sorry . . . I found one that "worked" , , , if by "worked" one wasn't concerned about

the psychological fall-uot.

Thanks for nice sentiments.

[skip fox]

3. "Geez. . . Has anyone seen his blood drawn, for craps sake???"

By jove, I think he's onto something.

[HopeHoops]

4. "I just got my head out of Bill's ass, but it is due back in about half an hour."

His hair grease is the lubricant.

[skip fox]

5. "And get this, America, let's say Tyrone Washington (whoever) was

born in Obama's place, just so they could cover the day in the hospital and plan this whole story just to get a natural-born Kenyan elected. . . . Well, . . . couldn't ol' Tyrone come back in seven and a half years and claim we really elected him? . . . And I bet the liberals would try to give him a full eight years . . . and then . . ."

[skip fox]

6. "Listen, I've got no grudge against the man. But if this birth-certificate dodging,

anti-police, arab loving, U.S.A. apologist, super-star, so-called saviour, peace, race-baiting traitor ever came around here, he'd have to use the back door."