I would favor allowing Michael Vick to play in the NFL...in 20 years

[bluestateguy]

He should serve a 20 year suspension for what he did. Then he can play.

Oh, but he'll be too old? That's not my problem.

[Myrina]

1. Shoot him in the kneecaps, cover him in bbq sauce, electrocute him ..

... then let him - no DEMAND - that he play (and win).
Or be tortured at the 50 yard line after each game.

It's only fair.

[Wapsie B]

2. Or play for 20 years, making the league minimum each and every year.

Never play for a winning team. Plays for a last place team his entire time in the league.

edit: To me it would be kinda like sentencing a crack or meth dealer by putting 'em in a cell with as much of the drug they want. Let 'em punish themselves.

[pecwae]

3. Oh, no, he's such a shining example of success.

See, kids, you too can go out and torture innocent, breathing creatures as long as you're rich and famous. Then you do a little token time and get to go back out to do it all over again.