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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 06:31 PM
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Vatican Says Pope Fell Looking for Light Switch
Edited on Mon Jul-27-09 06:32 PM by Are_grits_groceries
ROME -- The Vatican says Pope Benedict XVI was looking for a light switch in the bedroom of his Alpine chalet when he tripped and broke his wrist while on vacation 10 days ago.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/27/AR2009072701189.html?hpid=moreheadlines

There is a metaphor here. I just can't put it into words yet.
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mikelgb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 06:33 PM
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1. God Once again Commanded: Let there Be Light
Edited on Mon Jul-27-09 06:33 PM by mikelgb
his earthly servant failed
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 06:34 PM
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2. you mean 'looking for the zipper of an alter boy'? nt
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 06:34 PM
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3. How many Popes does it take to change a light bulb?
Ooops!
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tj2001 Donating Member (685 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 06:45 PM
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4. Little Mermaid Fluorescent Night Light $2.99 on eBay
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 06:46 PM
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5. lulz
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 06:49 PM
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6. Clap on, Clap off
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POAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 06:50 PM
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8. Damn you.....couldn't you wait a couple more seconds!
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POAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 06:49 PM
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7. Let the clapper jokes begin!
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 07:11 PM
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9. This never happened with that
Polish pope.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 07:13 PM
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10. That's not exactly "infallibility", if you ask me. nt
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 07:34 PM
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11. Them altar boys... hide'n'seek... got a million of 'em!1 n/t
Edited on Mon Jul-27-09 07:35 PM by UTUSN
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LuckyLib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 07:43 PM
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12. Virgin Mary nightlight might have helped in more ways than one.
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 07:46 PM
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13. I've fallen and I can't get up..
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DaveinJapan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 07:48 PM
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14. I love the advertisement I got at the bottom...
A cartoon of a little kid with a backpack and the caption "your hostel in Rome; Book Now!".

Hmm.

Dunno why but I just thought it was funny.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 07:50 PM
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15. How could he miss it?
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Peregrine Took Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 08:23 PM
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16. Hey, he's an old man - dirty minded DU'rs give him a break and I don't
mean his wrist.

He had a nice meeting with Obama - they seemed to like each other - I'm hoping for the best.
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FarCenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 09:42 PM
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17. So much for Luke 2:32
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Toasterlad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-27-09 09:48 PM
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18. Reading This Story Brings Me About As Close to Believing In God As I've Been in 30 Years
Perfect metaphors like that CAN'T just spontaneously happen.
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