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[Kadie]

Ranking member US Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL) (L) and Chairman Patrick Leahy (D-VT) (R) listen as members of the Judiciary Committee discuss whether to send the U.S. Supreme Court nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor to the full senate for confirmation during a business meeting on Capitol Hill in Washington, July 28, 2009.

[BuyingThyme]

1. Isn't it ironic...

[peace frog]

2. Strange bedfellows indeed

does politics make.

[HopeHoops]

3. The evil elf listens to the dozing leprechaun tell a joke

[rateyes]

4. Leahy: My blue tie has bigger polka dots than yours.

Sux to lose all the time, doesn't it?

[TahitiNut]

5. "When are you going to flap your ears, again, Jeff?"

:silly:

[Union Yes]

6. United Health just gave me a suitcase filled with $100 dollar bills.

[dhpgetsit]

7. Choniebaloney.

Sessions: "My chonies are bunched up so tight I think I'm gonna explode!
Leahy: "Try sitting on one cheek. Just make sure it's the RIGHT one."

[Stuckinthebush]

8. Say 'y'all' again. That always cracks me up.

:D

Sessions is my senator and I'm embarrassed by him every day.

[Stevenmarc]

9. Hey Jeff can you clasp your hands tighter than your ass

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. "Pssst - better cover up that lip scrotum, Jeff - we're on live TV"'

[skip fox]

11. Leahey is saying, "Listen Jeff, I know that you clamp your ass tight.

It's not a question, I KNOW it. Every time you fart, the note is so high only the dogs can hear it. But, here's where i got you Jeff, I just got a new hearing aid and I can adjust it, so I know . . . Wow . . . There you go again. . . . Damn . . . what did you have for lunch?"

[timeforpeace]

12. I like your caption threads. Your images are better for captioning.

"Say Jeff, you were great in The Seven Dwarves."

[Kadie]

19. Thanks!

I love all captions Du'ers come up with.

[WI_DEM]

13. "We whipped your asses during the Civil War."

[no_hypocrisy]

14. "And I stepped on the ping pong ball!"

[Bobbie Jo]

15. You can hold your breath until you turn blue....she's gonna get confirmed, asshole.

Elections have consequences.

[skip fox]

16. Leahy is saying, "Say, Jeff. I think your colostomy bag is full. I smell it spilling over again."

yikes

[JBoy]

17. "This game's over. You may as well leave now, and beat the traffic."

[skip fox]

18. Leahy is saying, "Jeff, I can see you're trying to hold it. That's tough, ain't it.

Seems like your bladder is on fire. But look at me. I'm not worried. I'm not stressed. . . . Jeff, did anyone ever tell you about Depebnds?"

[gleaner]

20. Leahy to Sessions....

Why did you stick bubble gum to your chin, Jeff? You know better than that.

[spanone]

21. 'Dopey called, he wants his ears back'

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. "No sense in praying Jeff, you haven't got one."

[tnlefty]

23. !!!

"Go fuck yourself, Jeff, she's in and there's nothing that you can do about it, except cry when you get back to your office."

[L0oniX]

24. Watch me crack a chest nut with my lower lip.

[undeterred]

25. "Did you see the ass on that swimmer whose suit split?"