Smoking Gun, secret e-mail found: Hawaii Chick to The Big Boy in DC (strictly confidential):

[skip fox]

Hey, Barack boy, I got yer back. It's all fixed. Planted the false document in The Hall of Records, doctored your mother's ship's manifest like you asked, bought off those I could (by the way, need another $800K to tie up loose ends), and took care of the rest of them the way you suggested (let's just say the sharks are fat and happy these past weeks).

It's ALL SET! The next time you're on the island, bring a batch of reporters (bring one from Fox, I wanta see him shit himself) down to the Main Record Office, pay your ten bucks in person, and then pass around the copy of your 'real' certificate.

Everything went well, except getting the seal back in the vault. But we managed. (No big deal. I.e., the guard had no family to speak of.)

Just don't let this letter get in the wrong hands.

Go for it, Dude. Let's tear this country down!!!!

Betsy

[Laf.La.Dem.]

1. WOW - YOU FOUND IT

the smoking gun:rofl:

[skip fox]

2. Lafayette, Louisiana????

I teach at UL.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

7. Yes - Lafayette, La.

Hard to believe - at least two hard core Democrats in Lafayette:toast:

[skip fox]

8. There are many, just not on DU.

Univ. has a good concentration, esp. in Eng. and Liberal Arts.

My daughter likes DU and she's in Lafayette.

[juajen]

9. Make that THREE please; and I've been here a long time. nt

[Sanity Claws]

3. Too bad she spelled his name wrong

Otherwise, I'm sure you'd have fooled me.

[skip fox]

4. Shamefully fixed on edit.

oops

[monmouth]

5. Barack is the correct spelling...n/t

[Merlot]

6. "Barack boy?" lets not go there....

Tell me more about getting the seal back in the vault. Isn't that kind of cruel to the seal? Just let the seal go free in the ocean, ok?

LEAVE THE SEAL ALONE!!!!

[chollybocker]

10. Hawaiian seals are notoriously elusive.

;)