Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

[WriteDown]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/apple_claims_new_iphone_only?utm_source=a-section

[onehandle]

1. "one-tap editing with Final Cut Pro"

I'd be first in line for the Emperor's New iPhone.

[WriteDown]

2. anything you want as long as you believe in it

"The selection of colors is amazing," said Paul Conrad, a Fairfield, VA native who purchased phones in black, white, and silver. "Not only does it look awesome, but it can do pretty much anything you want as long as you believe in it."

[BlooInBloo]

3. hahaha! They're getting closer to recreating the magic of Sony's Brand New Piece Of Shit...

But still have a ways to go.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

[WriteDown]

4. They've already got that beat....

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

[BlooInBloo]

5. hahah! ""I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple"...

Funny, but that doesn't measure up the the Sony story, imo.

Thanks for passing that along.

[WriteDown]

6. The automatic sentence selector...

is my favorite part. :)

[BlooInBloo]

7. That was pretty awesome too.

[damntexdem]

8. Well, what good is that? I mean, how can conspicuous consumption work ...

if the consumption isn't conspicuous?