Birfer Part XXXVIII - WE WONT DIEE!!! DAMMIT!! - $100,000 offered for proof

[Hawkeye-X]

http://silverstockreport.com/2009/obama-reward.html
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=105271


Jason Hommel

A man who runs a silver business and offers stock investment advice has announced he's offering a reward of $100,000 for proof meeting that Barack Obama is a "natural born" citizen of the United States and, therefore, eligible to be president.

Jason Hommel announced the offer on his website.

"I, Jason Hommel, promise that I will give $100,000 to the first person who can prove to my satisfaction that Barack Obama, acting as president of the United States, is a 'natural born' citizen of the USA, which is a qualification to hold the office as indicated in the U.S. Constitution," he wrote.

[hlthe2b]

1. prove to his satisfaction.... yeah, right...

How does one convince an insane individual the truth of much of any thing?

Fine, I'll pay 50 gazillion dollars $$ to anyone who can prove (to my satisfaction) that our President was born outside the 50 States of the US.

:eyes:

[DaveinJapan]

5. If I were that Hawaiian records dude (the one who made the statement yesterday)

I'd ask permission from the President to sign out his paperwork for a day or two and go collect the cash. :rofl:

[JBoy]

2. LOL. "to my satisfaction".

Who the fuck would take stock investment advice from this nutbag?

[BlooInBloo]

3. Oh yah? Well I promise ONE BRAZILLION DOLLARS if he proves to my satisfaction...

that he doesn't fuck goats.

[Nickster]

8. Oh yeah?! Well I offer TWO BRAZILLION DOLLARS!

[spag68]

14. Two Brazillian dollars

That would be about $1.10 US

[blogslut]

4. See the loophole within the statement?

It's right there in plain, white English.

[bluestateguy]

6. And who gets to "decide" if the argument is proven?

Oh right, Mr. Hommel.

[tanyev]

7. Because there's nothing more credible than someone who wants to score $100K.

[ColbertWatcher]

9. LOL!

I saw this earlier on fark; what a waste of time these birfers are!

[AnnieBW]

10. I've got proof right here

Now gimme my $100K!

[hlthe2b]

13. But it says "Certificate of LIVE Birth" not "birth certificate"

Tjeys 2 more words than theys supposed to be. See it's Countafit! I dun told ya!

[spanone]

11. 'to his satisfaction' hey jason, go fuck yourself.

[C_U_L8R]

12. There's money to be made off these republican idiots

I got a box of crayons and a piece of parchment.
hahahahaha.

[KDFW]

15. Like Hovind (Dr. Dino)'s challenge to 'prove' evolution. Nobody will ever meet the criteria

to get paid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind