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In 1980 I was 19, and working full-time. Three of my childhood friends worked full-time as well, and all of us worked the swing shift. Every Friday (payday), we'd meet at a park in Norwalk that used to be called El Encanto, and is now called Gerdes Park. We'd have a six-pack apiece, and someone, usually all of us, brought weed. We'd sit in the middle of the park and drink, smoke, and generally just shoot the shit. It was always 1 a.m. or later when we got there.
This particular Friday, it was cold, being wintertime, so we sat in my car and passed the bong around, and drank our beers. We were hotboxing the car, meaning we kept the windows up as we smoked. It was nearly impossible to see out of the windshield. Suddenly, night turned into day, and we realized that a Sheriff's Deputy was standing outside my door, with his flashlight shining into the car. I rolled down my window when he motioned, exhaled a lungful of smoke, and asked him if I could help him. Everyone else in the car snickered, even though we were scared shitless and knew we were going to jail not only for the weed, but for under-age drinking. He asked me what we were doing, and I told him "nothing". He laughed out loud, and asked us to get out of the car.
When we were all standing in the parking lot, he asked if there was anything in the car he should know about, and I told him "no". So he told us to sit on the parking curb while he searched my car. He came out with what had been a half-ounce bag of some good weed, and looked at me. Then he took my bong, sat it on the hood of the car, along with the beer. He was silent for a while, then he told me to come to where he was behind my car, and he dumped the baggie on the asphalt, then dropped the empty baggie on the pot. He gathered us all up, and said something, and I'm paraphrasing here, to the effect of "I see you guys here every Friday night. I know you aren't bothering anybody, not breaking or defacing anything, and I appreciate that. I'm going to be back in exactly one hour, and you guys need to be gone." Then he asked if anyone had a watch. Before he walked back to his car, he asked if we knew why he came into the parking lot. We shrugged and he pointed to the wall behind my car, which was backed into the parking spot between the cars of my friends. There, painted on the wall as plain as day were the words "HEAD IN ONLY".
He drove away leaving the bong on the hood of my car along with the beer, and the empty baggie of weed was still laying on the asphalt. We giggled our asses off as we scooped up the weed, and climbed back into my car and hotboxed it for the next 55 minutes or so.
I should mention here that my three childhood friends were straight-up VATOS, and their cars were lowered Chevy's.
On June 28, 1997, I was driving home to my wife after watching Mike Tyson bite off a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear in a pay-per-view title fight. I was a little tipsy, though not as bad as I might have been had the fight gone the distance. About half the way home, in La Mirada, I got into a left-turn lane and the act of turning on the turn signal (I was being very careful ya see) caused me to drop the cigarrette I had in my left hand. I bent over to pick it up before it burned my carpet. When I sat back up again, the first thing I saw were the words (painted in gold) "LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT" on the back of a patrol car, and it was too late to stop. I locked up my brakes, and rear-ended the Deputy's car fairly hard. He never got out of his car. In about 30 seconds, or so it seemed, there were sirens EVERYWHERE. By the time everyone had shown up, I'd estimate that there were 10 Sheriff's cars, two fire trucks, a paramedic truck, and an ambulance. They took the Deputy away strapped to a back-board (I found out years later that he wasn't injured, just claimed to be, and that he had been hoping for a situation just like the one I put him in so he could retire with big pay and benefits).
The first Deputy on the scene walked me from the turn lane to the curb at the side of the street, and told me to sit there. For about the next 30 minutes, I sat there all by myself and I'd say the nearest Deputy to me was never closer than about 50 feet. I was later told by a deputy who was my friend that the cops were probably hoping I'd run so they'd have an excuse to "tune me up". I'm too chicken to run though.
Long story short... The first Deputy on the scene was the arresting officer in the end. He came back to where I was, and was more than polite. He gave me the breathalyzer (sp?) test and I blew a .12. When I got to the Sheriff's substation in Norwalk after being arrested, a deputy was leaving as we were walking up the steps. He asked the Deputy walking me in "Is this the asshole who hit XXXX?" and the Deputy who had me in custody answered in the affirmative.
I was released about 5 hours later as the sun was coming up, and my wife refused to come pick me up so I had to walk about 3.5 miles home. Her words to me on the phone were the harshest spoken in the whole episode. The ONLY disrespectful words spoken by the Sheriff's Department were those of the Deputy who was leaving as I was arriving. Everyone inside was respectful and professional the whole time, even though I had "injured" one of their own.
If you're wondering what my point is, it's this: My first experience was not only pleasant, it was downright enjoyable, albeit after the fact. My second experience happened after supposedly injuring a Sheriff's Deputy while breaking the law. Not pleasant, but entirely professional and respectful. If you know anything about the Norwalk/La Mirada/South Whittier area, you know that the Sheriff's Deputies who patrol there have not only a dangerous job, but deal with some of the worst elements of So. Cal. society each and every day of their time there. Bottom line: Please excuse me if I don't jump on the COPS ARE ASSHOLES WITH GUNS AND AUTHORITY bandwagon. My experiences with law enforcement in So. Cal. were not bad ones. Even the Georgia State Trooper who had mirrored sunglasses and a smokey hat that pulled me over for going 90 on I95 treated me professionally, AFTER asking me "You know how much trouble you in, boy?" That was after I gave him my military ID though rather than my drivers license.
I posted late last week about how I thought that Crowley was a lying racist pig, and I stand by that even though I was soundly trashed because he was invited to the White House by President Obama and that alone made it okay to give him the benefit of the doubt by a large number of DU'ers. In the end, in my humble opinion, he's the exception rather than the norm.
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