Beer, Beer, Beer

[derby378]

In honor of Obama's "Beer Summit" at the White House today:

A long time ago, way back in history
When all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
And look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer
The Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented
Beer, beer, beer
Tiddley beer, beer, beer

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
One thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
So all ye lads and lasses, at eleven o'clock ye stop
For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops

One...two...three...four...five...

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
And look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer
The Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented
Beer, beer, beer
Tiddley beer, beer, beer

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick
The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick
40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks
It's only eight pence ha'penny a pint and one and six in tax

One...two...three...four...five...

He must have been an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
And look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer
The Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented
Beer, beer, beer
Tiddley beer, beer, beer
Tiddley beer, beer, beer
Tiddley beer, beer, beer
Tiddley beer, beer, beer
Tiddley beer, beer, beer
Tiddley beer, beer, beer
The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

:toast:

[bemildred]

1. Beer is food. nt

[Strong Atheist]

2. I agree, and that from someone who hates

beer...

[spin]

3. There's a pork chop in every glass of beer...

Getting your vitamins – A friend of mine used to say there is a pork chop in every glass of beer but recent studies show that there is vitamin B6 in beer increases the level of vitamin B6 in a beer drinker’s blood which has been shown to decrease the level of homocysteine which increase the chances of heart disease.
http://www.brewpubzone.com/articles/The-Health-Benefits-of-Beer-Drinking.php

[bemildred]

4. Well. I'm sure glad to hear about the kidney stones.

I've been worried about that, as I get older.