What happened at the beer thing?

[qwertyMike]

My TV -> blink

[Fuzz]

1. Everyone got drunk. Fist fight ensued. Race war started. Gather provisions

and head to the mountains.

God bless.

[Mind_your_head]

2. I was wondering the same thing.......

I can't view videos at the mo'.....I've got a very slow connection these days.

Could someone give a summary of what happened?

TIA

[proud patriot]

3. Drinking , snacking as well as some good conversation

:shrug:

[Mind_your_head]

4. self-delete

[Mind_your_head]

5. Seriously, "what happened at the Gates/Crowley/Obama meeting"

Those of us who aren't anchored to the teevee, or who have no teevee AT ALL would like to know.

TIA,
AOUWOTV (all of us with out T V)

[Gregorian]

6. Dancing, fighting, sexing. All in that order.

[aikoaiko]

7. There was an argument but Joe Biden did what needed doing...

He hopped on to the table and did a titillating table dance.

[Mind_your_head]

8. Disappointing answers

thanks y'all for keeping me 'informed'. :sarcasm:

[cherokeeprogressive]

9. President Obama drank a beer that was roundly trashed by whiny ass beer snobs.

Professor Gates and Officer Crowley told President Obama that they had had contact outside of the lenses and microphones of the media. Vice President Biden then suggested they play a drinking game.

After the four of them played about ten rounds of "Quarters", President Obama fell asleep and Officer Crowley painted his fingernails and toenails with red nail polish. Officer Crowley then went to the little boy's room, and Professor Gates pushed him into the urinal, causing him to wee on his khakis. Officer Crowley got his vengeance by secretly shaking a bottle of White Stripe behind his back and offering it, whereupon Professor Gates opened it, spraying beer on everyone within 5 feet. Vice President Biden laughed so hard he snarfed.

A good time was had by all, and President Obama, Professor Gates, and Officer Crowley are all asleep at this moment on the South Lawn, under heavy Secret Service guard. President Obama only has one shoe on (the other one can't be found), Officer Crowley fell on The First Lady's vegetable garden, breaking two of her cucumber plants (ooh She's going to be PISSED), and The Professor was last seen drunk dialing, before being found in Malia and Sasha's playhouse, asleep on their tea party table.

Acting President Biden has drunk dialed Vladimir Putin and apologized for speaking out of turn and the two of them have made an informal agreement to scrap all nuclear weapons possessed by both countries (Putin was more than a little tipsy himself, after all, he IS a man of the people and likes his Stoly).

Bottom line? President Obama succeeded in making the world a better place by proving that a lying white racist and a Black Intellectual can have a beer with the President of the United States without mentioning that people like us were wondering about how the "beer thing" went.

Ya gotta love this man. And God Bless Joe for saving the world from nuclear annihilation, at least at the hands of the US and the Russians.

[steven johnson]

10. Public relations posturing by three drama queens nt

[Cha]

13. Well, you're

wrong.

[Lex]

11. Racism cured.

Yep.

[Kat45]

12. The media was across the lawn with their cameras

No microphones were allowed at the meeting and they were too far away to hear the conversation. The players were supposed to individually talk to the press later, though I think only if each of them wanted to do so. I don't know if anything happened there as yet. I also heard that Gates and Crowley plan to meet again.

Obama had a Bud Light, Crowley had a Blue Moon and Gates had a Sam Light.

I only know all of this because I'm in Massachusetts so this story is practically all that's on our local news these days. Though I'm so sick of it I'm trying hard to ignore it.

[Joanie Baloney]

14. Don't forget Joe 6-pack

No..I mean Joe Biden. He had a Buckler (non-alcoholic) beer. Rumored to have been W's non-beer of choice.

Uh huh.

-JB

[qwertyMike]

15. I woulda liked it if they all got hammered

and Michelle showed up and swatted Barack, then the Prof tried to intervene and the cop arrested him after putting the moves on Michelle, then Barack dinged the cop and the Prof threw up over the secret service, then the cop was handcuffed while singing "We Sall Overcome" and Danny Boy, with 3 part harmony with Obama and Gates, and Michelle went back home to plan her Presidential bid for 2016.

And they all live happily ever after