Some people see a punchbowl and think of only one thing: taking a dump in it. Please come CAPTION!!

[skip fox]

"They wouldn't need health care if they stopped a majority of their illegal and immoral
activities. . . . Why, their drug use, sexual activities, drinking and whoring is
responsible for over 95% of their illnesses. . . . And get this: They want us to pay for
them!! So they can do more drugs and alcohol, so they can have more illicit
sex with multi-sexual humans and even animals!!! . . . Ladies and gentlemen . . . this is
incredible!!! . . . It's absolutely beyond belief!!

[SacredCow]

1. Who is the "they" that he's speaking of?

As near as I can tell, drug use, sexual activities, drinking, and whoring is something that the republican party is pretty familiar with.

[Ken Burch]

2. Where can I meet these "multi-sexual humans"?

And are they HOT?

:sarcasm:

Remember, this is Rush talking about Other peoples "illegal activities...drug use...sexual activities..."

[skip fox]

3. "And guess what? MANDATORY SEX CHANGES!!! . . . Believe me

it's right there in the bill. . . . Only the transgendered will be safe from the surgeon's knife. . . . I'm telling you straight, here, ladies and gentlemen, the liberal nuts want us all to be over-sexed hermaphrodites. . . It's in the liberal-intellectual secret documents that these hard-left-wingers read every night. . . . "

[LeftinOH]

4. "Sin" was long believed to be the cause of poor health and disease;

Limbaugh's cleverly playing to the both fundie AND the anti-tax base.

[liberal N proud]

5. OK, Maybe I am OK with the euthanasia thing

But only for Limbaugh.

What a boyle on humanity

[beyurslf]

6. Why is the thrice married drug addict calling out our immoralities?

[skip fox]

7. "That's one of their slogans, America. They wanta 'put the youth back in euthanasia'!

Who could believe it???"

[Twenty3]

8. Whoa

Is this a direct quote?

[skip fox]

9. The CAPTIONING here is creative. (I.e., satirically inserted to bring out

the essence of those in the photo.)

[skip fox]

10. "And if you're a man and have daughters . . . you won't be allowed to

live with them to avoid the possibly of abuse. . . . If you have a daughter, you'll have to live in a labor camp until she's 18. . . . I know it's hard to believe, ladies and gentlemen, but no matter what you say about these folks, you can't exaggerate enough, if you know what I mean."

;)

[skip fox]

11. "And if you look at a woman wrong, they'll give you an operation."

n/t

[Ken Burch]

12. "And, with no warning, under this legislation, I COULD BE COOKED DOWN FOR HEATING OIL!"

"And so could the rest of you sitting next to me at this fundraising dinner!"