World Net Daily: Orly Taitz to Sue Toronto Blue Jays.

[Bicoastal]

Posted: August 06, 2009
10:10 pm Eastern

By Tim Burr

It now appears that the Kenyan document many supposed to be Barack Obama's real birth certificate may have been a clever hoax--or perhaps another diversion created by the Obama-controlled segments of the Internet to throw skeptics off the scent of the real documentation.

(snip)

Although Dr. Taitz has expressed her disappointment with the recent revelation that the now-infamous "E.F. Lavendar" Certificate may be a forgery, she is nevertheless pursuing other lawsuits--including one pertaining to the legitimacy of the two World Championships won by Toronto's Major League Baseball team in 1992 and 1993.

"The Mainstream Media would have you believe the Blue Jays was in these two World Series as a result of their having won the American League pendant. But according to my extensive research, the city of Toronto is actually not part of America, but instead, a nation called "Canada." So it seems that this so-called team, being part of a foreign nation, were actually not eligible to receive this American pendants, to say nothing of winning a World Series.

"Therefore, I call upon the usurping Toronto Blue Jays to immediately resign from baseball, and give up their two consecutive World Series Cups to their rightful owners, the Atlanta Braves and Philadelphia Bills. Trust me--as a Moldavian lawyer/real estate agent/dentist, I like to think I know a little bit about what it means to be American."

(snip)

World Net Daily is not currently in a position to confirm or refute Dr. Taitz's new findings, although staff are researching all available constitutional resources to determine if these former so-called "World Champions of Baseball" can even be referred to as such, as Canada's status as a World Nation is highly dubious at best.

wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=106135

[berni_mccoy]

1. At first, I thought this would be The Onion, but HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL!

[Cirque du So-What]

2. World Nut Daily & Oily Titz

a marriage made in screwball heaven!

[babylonsister]

3. She is some kind of whackadoo. I'd never let her get near my teeth, either. nt

[tridim]

4. "American League pendant" ?

:rofl:

Pendant:


Pennant:


Dumbass:

[joeybee12]

7. I wonder it's jewel-encrusted? nt/

[SoCalDem]

34. Oh dear, Her Zsa-Zsa is showing.. she thinks baseball players win jewelry

:rofl:

[kirby]

5. Wow, the linked article has more details on the certificate though n/t

[Creena]

9. Oh, yes, it's very enlightening.

I need a smilie that can boogy. Or do the robot...

[Pharlo]

6. Man, I feel sorry for The Onion,

having to compete with this.

[csziggy]

16. They can't make shit like this up!

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

8. You are pure evil

EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rant: :spank: :grr:






















:rofl:

[CreekDog]

10. She's never gonna give this up

:bounce:

[Creena]

11. She's never gonna let us down.

:crazy:

[Contrary1]

15. And sadly,

She's never gonna say goodbye.

[tridim]

17. But she'll still tell a lie.

Or ten.

[Arkana]

22. She's never gonna make us cry, never gonna say goodbye.

[dgibby]

12. She's like a freeper troll,

except we get to keep her!:rofl:

[PA Democrat]

13. I have to give you a rec for that.

[annabanana]

14. I've heard her described as an "angry fraggle"..

I think it suits her.

[ColbertWatcher]

18. CYA in my WND!? k+r, n/t

[marmar]

19. SelfDelete

nt

[ClusterFreak]

20. This is a gag. Clink the link. n/t

[Hugabear]

24. The link is intriguing, but I'm still not buying it

I'll need more proof.

[Arkana]

21. Hahahaha....

[jimshoes]

23. Philadelphia Bills?

Pendant? :crazy: Batshit Crazy?

[Demit]

28. Yes, you've probably seen our mascot, the Billie Phanatic.

[KamaAina]

25. What about all those Montreal Canadiens Stanley Cups?

:P

[Creena]

27. Bite your tongue!

How dare my beloved Habs be spoken about in such a way! Take them away from the Leafs. They're more accustomed to not having any. :evilgrin:

[RandySF]

26. This is a satire, right?

[Bicoastal]

29. Hey, I wish! But the link speaks for itself...n/t

[KamaAina]

30. It can't be "10:10 pm Eastern". It's about 6 over there now.

:P

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

31. RROFLMAO!!!!

[damntexdem]

32. LOL! As good as The Onion.

And she should sue the rest of the world for calling soccer "football," too. ;-)

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

33. Arrest THIS man!

[1monster]

35. It is a sad commentary on today's political discourse that one has such difficulty in deciding

whether an article such as this is real or satire.

Really funny stuff and I love being RRed. :D

[TrogL]

36. Toronto is not of this world

...at least to talk to a typical Torontonian.

[Hepburn]

37. OMG....

...where are the little men with butterfly nets when they are really, really needed!

[PopSixSquish]

38. And You Sir Win the Internets for the Day!!!!!

Huzzah!

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: