Town Hall Organizers Put Out National Casting Call for Angry Assholes

[Joanne98]

Encouraged by their ability to disrupt a week's worth of town hall meetings on health care, Republican organizers have secured the services of a Hollywood casting director to conduct a nationwide talent search for angry assholes.

Carol Foyler, who has stocked numerous Hollywood films with angry mobs for crowd scenes, says that she is looking for people who are "willing to shout and scream and get red in the face with no provocation."

Saying that her current assignment was a "challenging" one, Ms. Foyler said finding "angry, out-of-control assholes" is harder than it looks: "You really have to tip your hat to Fox for finding Glenn Beck." More here.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/town-hall-organizers-put_b_255084.html

[babylonsister]

1. That title made me laugh! nt

[Joanne98]

2. LOL

[teranchala]

3. Can't they just get the Republican voter list from Pensacola?

There's a huge resource right in one place...
:shrug:

[Cha]

4. "finding glen beck" deserves The Asshole of the Century

Award. The facists have to call for actors because they have no ideas or platform to garner supporters.

Non Assholes need not apply.

[DCKit]

5. Guess it's time to send some Hollywood favorites on a drinking tour.

Would Mel Gibson even charge if they promised to keep him drunk 24/7?

But how to keep him from lashing out at Jews....

[rurallib]

6. John McCain, dick Armey, Dick Cheney, David Addington, John Bolton

I can't imagine those pricks could be topped.