"The economy is so bad that...."

[scheming daemons]

A list of 55 Recession jokes.... good stuff:

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The economy is so bad, mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, "Finish your meal! Don't you know there are starving children in the US?"



The economy is so bad, that a prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.



It's so bad, a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.



The economy is so bad, that Martha Stewart did a show on creative uses for food stamps.



The economy is so bad, Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.



The economy is so bad, my sister had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!



The economy is so bad, that I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.



It's so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



The economy is so bad, hobos in Beverly Hills now have to drink tap water.



The economy is so bad, Barack Obama unveiled his plan to close Guantanamo Bay for good: He's turning it into a bank!



The economy is so bad, that the White House turkey turned down his Thanksgiving pardon-- all his wealth was in stocks, and he has nothing to live for.



The economy is so bad, Sarah Palin is only shooting moose for food, not for fun.



It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"



The economy is so bad, my niece told me she wants to dress up as a 401-K for Halloween so that she can turn invisible.



The economy is so bad, that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors."



The economy is so bad that Roy's tigers are now eating him out of necessity.



The economy is so bad, the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.



It's so bad, they built an Indian reservation on a casino.



The economy is so bad, people are standing behind George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.




The economy is so bad, Michael Phelps has to share a bong.

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Many more here:

http://www.disaboom.com/Blogs/saydrah/archive/2009/04/23/the-economy-is-so-bad-55-jokes-about-the-recession.aspx

[PA Democrat]

1. My favorite: The economy's so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

[Motown_Johnny]

2. most (if not all) of these are Jay Leno's